# Today's Coded Message **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301 "2001-10-24T12:51:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/21 "2001-10-25T09:15:59Z")
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z unscramble the letters for secret message. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/22 "2001-10-25T10:55:36Z")
Van Daminator, Swanton Bomb, slap shot. ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/23 "2001-10-25T11:05:18Z")
Dag nab it!I knew it…there is a secret clique and I’ve stumbled across you. Im gonna go tell warmg… oh wait a minute… ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/24 "2001-10-25T14:48:03Z")
**Agent Bosda** , come in **Agent Bosda**! Confirming plywood David Hasselhoff. Repeat, confirming plywood David Hasselhoff. New message: The dog is eating ice cubes, and my grandma wears purple knickers. **Agent Hardygrrl** : The **Undertaker** would like a glass of Pepsi and some Oreos. **Agent Batty** : Put some cream on that stuff, or it will never go away! ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/25 "2001-10-25T15:09:26Z")
Ten animals I slam in a net! Rats live on no evil star! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/26 "2001-10-25T15:22:21Z")
Baywatch-perogative-received-and-set-into-motion,however,just-as-we-had-feared-we-must-now-nullify-the-brass-monkey’s-boys. Initiate-evil-nazi-groundhog-DO-NOT-goat-porn.—I-repeat-Initiate-evil-nazi-groundhog. ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/27 "2001-10-25T15:38:00Z")
You know, just describing the activities on this board sounds like secret code. The Mermaid has posted a reference to Scylla’s Nazi Groundhogs. NO! Wait, I didn’t mean that! Aiiieeee! ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/28 "2001-10-25T16:16:26Z")
The negligee has fallen on the shoulder of the Warthog. I Repeat \*\*The negligee has fallen on the shoulder of the Warthog. NOW ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/29 "2001-10-25T19:00:47Z")
Turn me on, dead man. Cranberry sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/30 "2001-10-25T23:57:08Z")
Sweet! My SDMB decoder ring finally showed up. Let’s see here… D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E What the hell???! ---
**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/31 "2001-10-26T00:18:20Z")
What feeling do you need the best in your lifestyle? Trendy feeling, natural feeling and traditional feeling. We’ll lead a tasteful life to find your personal style. Mild and tenderness are basic of our living life. Lovable black cat Count me is your friend Can you really do everything I wish I could too Billie-Jean - Rob ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/32 "2001-10-26T00:34:16Z")
The sparrow drinks from the radish ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/33 "2001-10-26T00:43:41Z")
[Info Here](http://www.sjgames.com) Don’t tell anyone I sent you there. ::flees the MiB:: ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301/34 "2001-10-26T00:50:07Z")
Tracy’s aunt left her blue pen on the low table at the side entrance to the new library. Francisco’s child did not come home. Your uncle Renoir has spilled some wine in front of the old tea garden, yesterday. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-coded-message/89301.md?page=1)