# Today's Cracked article is a list of puzzles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 8, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448 "2010-12-08T18:40:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/1 "2010-12-08T18:40:47Z")

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[Famous websites as understood by a 5 year old](http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_151_18-famous-websites-as-understood-by-five-year-old/)

I can’t figure out:  
#17  
#16  
#8  
#7  
#5’s supposed to be any generic porn site right?  
#3

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/2 "2010-12-08T18:44:47Z")

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Puzzles, and discussions of them, and collaborative efforts to solve them, go in The Game Room; moved thither.

**twickster** , MPSIMS mod

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/3 "2010-12-08T18:46:19Z")

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#3-4chan

#8-last.fm

#16-RedTube

#17-E Baum (?)

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/4 "2010-12-08T19:08:03Z")

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#18 The Smoking Gun  
#17 eBaum’s World (e bombs world)  
#14 Bang Bus (see the beginning of Superbad for a description or google it not at work)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/5 "2010-12-08T21:09:51Z")

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#7’s a pretty thorough stumper…

#5’s a waste…the rest are creative interpretations of site names…that’s just ‘what a kid might think if they saw porn’. Boooring.

#1, on the other hand, was more or less the same (how I 5 year old may view Google, knowing what it does), and it was amusing.

Maybe the ‘sex == hugging’ thing’s just been driven into the ground.

#3’s pretty damn clever, I think.

Took me a bit to get #'s 8 and 2, but I laughed when I did.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/6 "2010-12-08T21:18:01Z")

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How about we just make one list, k?

1. Smoking Gun
2. eBaum’s World
3. Red Tube
4. Craig’s List
5. Bang Bus
6. IMDB
7. Tub Girl (Don’t google!)
8. [Monster.com](http://Monster.com)
9. CNN
10. Photo Bucket
11. Last FM
12. Joke about kids loving cookies (the real ones)
13. Flickr
14. Not an actual site best as I can tell; a porn joke
15. Friend Finder
16. 4Chan
17. Pandora
18. Google

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/7 "2010-12-08T21:22:33Z")

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> [@Red\_Barchetta](#):
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> 1. Friend Finder

[ADULT Friend Finder](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_FriendFinder). Notice the warning at the bottom of the detector.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-cracked-article-is-a-list-of-puzzles/563448/8 "2010-12-08T21:34:21Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> [ADULT Friend Finder](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_FriendFinder). Notice the warning at the bottom of the detector.

Yargh, I knew I’d miss a word.
