# Today's Google (August 6)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 7, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790 "2011-08-07T00:18:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790/1 "2011-08-07T00:18:33Z")

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I don’t care if it’s her 100th birthday, or 500th, or 3rd! Evil, evil, evil and never was funny. At any time. If aliens come and blow up Earth, it will be because they picked up transmissions of **I Love Lucy** and have deemed us incapable of rational thought, and therefore worthy of extermination.

Gaaah, I hate that show and everyone associated with it! Now Google has added themselves to my list. Right below the people who replaced Olivia Wilde’s nipple with a digital simulacrum.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790/2 "2011-08-07T00:21:20Z")

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So, not a fan?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790/3 "2011-08-07T01:54:43Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Gaaah, I hate that show and everyone associated with it!

Desi Arnaz gets a life time pass for all wrong doings for that time he appeared on SNL and read “Jabberwocky.”

Other than that, I have no objections to the OP.

[sub]Galoomphing?![/sub]

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**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790/4 "2011-08-07T14:23:57Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Desi Arnaz gets a life time pass for all wrong doings for that time he appeared on SNL and read “Jabberwocky.”
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> Other than that, I have no objections to the OP.
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> [sub]Galoomphing?![/sub]

Also for facilitating getting “Star Trek” (TOS) made.

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**Author:** ![No\_umlaut\_for\_U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@No\_umlaut\_for\_U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_umlaut_for_U)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790/5 "2011-08-07T15:02:53Z")

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I think it’s more likely that the aliens also pick up “The Honeymooners” and decide to come rescue all the world’s Alices.  
Eh, I can’t see the hate here.

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-google-august-6/591790/6 "2011-08-07T15:17:33Z")

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Aliens can simply change the channel to watch something else like any of us.

I personally don’t think aliens will do anything other than simply go do other things while we destroy ourselves. Why waste energy?