# Today's My Birthday!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124 "2009-07-15T16:40:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/1 "2009-07-15T16:40:32Z")

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And starting next year, we never mention my birthday again…(the dreaded zero is attached to the number).

So far, a nice day - got some calls from Germany, my SO bought me a few fun little gifts and after I finish work, we are going out to dinner and maybe playing a few video slot machines.

Having a birthday on July 15th was great as a kid - this is exactly when that new bike, or new skates/skateboard came in handy during the summer vacation from school. So, as my last officially acknowledged birthday has arrived, I wish one and all a happy day with me!

And,in typical German style where the birthday person traditionally buys YOU drinks, may I encourage you all to raise your glasses and toast the day - feel free to send me the bill for your drinks!\*

\*Didn’t say I would pay the bill, but feel free to send it to me.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/2 "2009-07-15T16:43:54Z")

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Happy birthday!

**toasts with a glass of Diet Dr Pepper in a vaguely westward direction**

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/3 "2009-07-15T16:53:07Z")

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Happy birthday, DMark! Pity you weren’t able to join the DopeFest over the weekend.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/4 "2009-07-15T16:57:15Z")

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Happy 59th!

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/5 "2009-07-15T16:57:17Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> Happy birthday, DMark! Pity you weren’t able to join the DopeFest over the weekend.

Thanks! And sorry I couldn’t make it, but as I mentioned - mid-terms at school is worse than finals week! Spent Friday night at a school fashion show (quite good, actually) and Saturday in meetings (truly dreadful and boring and useless - but mandatory). Hope you guys had fun!

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/6 "2009-07-15T16:58:59Z")

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Happy Birthday, **DMark**!

So, is next year the big Six-Oh, or should we add another 10? 😛 🙂

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/7 "2009-07-15T16:59:52Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Happy 59th!

Ahem…didn’t mention my age…(and you are truly evil for doing so) and will refute that…I am turning, uh, 40 on my next birthday - yeah, 40…I just look old for my age - been a hard life. I’m 39 and sticking with that story.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/8 "2009-07-15T17:00:58Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Happy birthday!
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> **toasts with a glass of Diet Dr Pepper in a vaguely westward direction**

Thanks, right back at ya with my early morning Diet Coke.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/9 "2009-07-15T17:03:20Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Happy Birthday, **DMark**!
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> So, is next year the big Six-Oh, or should we add another 10? 😛 🙂

Geez…you people are just nasty! Can’t you at least PRETEND next year’s dreaded zero is after a 4 or even a 5? And get off my lawn or I am calling the cops!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/10 "2009-07-15T17:04:26Z")

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Happy Birthday, [del]ya old fart[/del] DMark!

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**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/11 "2009-07-15T17:08:46Z")

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Happy Birthday!. Going by the OP, I was thinking you were 99 or something. Guess not. 😉

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/12 "2009-07-15T17:09:08Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> Happy Birthday, [del]ya old fart[/del] DMark!

…somehow, I think I am going to seriously regret having started this thread…

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/13 "2009-07-15T17:14:40Z")

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Happy Birthday, young 'un!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/14 "2009-07-15T17:16:39Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> Ahem…didn’t mention my age

Oh, dude! Sorry!

That was a total guess. 29 it is and shall ever remain.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/15 "2009-07-15T17:21:28Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Happy Birthday, young 'un!

Thank you **Siam Sam**!  
See people - was that so hard? A gentle, warm wish from the ever polite Asian community…granted, a slight tinge of sarcasm might have been implied, but still - ever so polite.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/16 "2009-07-15T17:23:32Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Oh, dude! Sorry!
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> That was a total guess. 29 it is and shall ever remain.

Yeah, well that ship has sailed. Get back to me when you figure out how to put Pandora back in her box.

But thanks for trying.  
So - off to work!  
Will come back and expect to see all kinds of wonderful wishes and requests how to send me money through PayPal!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/17 "2009-07-15T17:46:22Z")

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Over here, they say you’re only as old as the girl (or guy) at the end of your arm. 😃

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-birthday/503124/18 "2009-07-15T17:57:05Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life! Happy birthday! 🙂
