# Today's my wife's birthday! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551 "2014-04-20T16:57:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/1 "2014-04-20T16:57:40Z")
Every now and then she’s a pain in the nek, but I love her to pieces! ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/2 "2014-04-20T17:05:29Z")
Happy Birthday Mrs Bloom! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/3 "2014-04-20T17:54:12Z")
I’ll pass it on! ---
**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/4 "2014-04-20T17:55:48Z")
Happy Birthday to her, and many more! ---
**Author:** ![polar\_bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@polar\_bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/polar_bear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/5 "2014-04-20T18:13:00Z")
Hmm, same as Hitler, eh? I also know a few (!) people who have their birthday today, honestly many people seem to be born on the 20th of April. I son’t think there is any other date that is the birthday of multiple ‘acquaintances’, but for today it really is more than a handful. Congrats by the way ;). ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/6 "2014-04-20T18:45:28Z")
Happy Birthday to her! Happy birthday to her! I’ll stop singing now. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/7 "2014-04-20T21:03:36Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/8 "2014-04-20T23:30:30Z")
sol sol la sol do si sol sol la sol re do sol sol sol mi do do si la la la mi do re do! Happy Birthday Mrs. Bloom! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/9 "2014-04-20T23:42:46Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > Every now and then she’s a pain in the nek, but I love her to pieces! After you love her to pieces, does each piece grow into a complete wife? If so, do you then love all of them to pieces too? (I could see where that could get expensive. And, uh…, _energy intensive_.) ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/10 "2014-04-20T23:52:31Z")
Happy Birthday Mrs. Bloom. And many more! ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-my-wifes-birthday/686551/12 "2014-04-24T23:04:15Z")
Congratulations Mrs. Bloom. Leo, I hope you’re taking her out for a nice hospital cafeteria dinner tonight.