# Today's Weird Earls -- Penis Estimator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959 "2003-09-01T13:01:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/1 "2003-09-01T13:01:58Z")
OK, I have to admit that I tried today;s **Weird Earl** entry: [http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/](http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/) I think it came out in the right range (I’m not going to go running around looking for a ruler now. And my daughter’s awake. ) I’m not surprised that correlation coefficients can be found between body parts – heck, I’ve used such correlation coefficients (using dimensions of three other body parts) when did my work on the physics of karate. I’m just amazed that they work with such rough estimates as this site uses. I’d’a thought the error bars would come out bigger. Anybody else try this one out? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/2 "2003-09-01T13:14:50Z")
Sweet, they estimated me about 2 inches too big. This will be my new pickup line. “Hey Baby, the internet says my dork is 8.3 inches long. So, howabout it?” Between that and Colt 45 Malt Liqour, I may never spend another night alone. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/3 "2003-09-01T13:18:12Z")
They estimated mine to be a little larger than it really is… ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/4 "2003-09-01T14:13:42Z")
wow… mine’s about right… 6.1-6.7, but i estimated my nose and hand. ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/5 "2003-09-01T14:29:39Z")
They got Mr. Bugnorton 100% correct. Isn’t technology amazing? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/6 "2003-09-01T14:38:22Z")
It estimates about 2 inches too short on me. But I’m not so sure about the size of my other appendages; perhaps I estimated wrong. I thought I did read somewhere recently (an article linked on FARK maybe) that it had been disproven that there’s any correlation between the wang and other part sizes. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/7 "2003-09-01T14:57:40Z")
Well I’m disappointed, since it gave a teeny weeny size for me, yet I have a HUGE COCK. I have small hands (all the better to grasp my HUGE COCK with and shake it all over the place), a proportionate nose, and small feet. Yet I have this HUGE COCK (that I have to carry round in a wheelbarrow). Just goes to show how wrong the internet can be. Did I mention that I have a HUGE COCK? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/8 "2003-09-01T15:07:14Z")
Well damn. Turns out the website was right after all: I was measuring in centimetres when I though I was measuring inches. And it seems the wheelbarrow was from my nephew’s GI Joe set. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/9 "2003-09-01T15:12:06Z")
obviously **jjim** took a 10 minute break between posts to play with his… yeah. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/10 "2003-09-01T15:17:32Z")
Estimated me one-and-a-half inches too short. Hmph, it’s a crappy site anyway :mad: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/11 "2003-09-01T15:36:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alterego \* > \*\*obviously **jjim** took a 10 minute break between posts to play with his… \*\* preconceptions, is the word you’re looking for. ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/12 "2003-09-01T15:38:52Z")
no no no just looking at the clock is all =) ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/13 "2003-09-01T16:39:56Z")
Pretty much in the right range for me: twixt 7.6 and 8.2, and 8 is what I got, but I have to really strain to get there! 😃 Q ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/14 "2003-09-01T18:28:20Z")
Uh… I don’t know the size (in cm) of my aquaintance’s hands, feet, or noses. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/15 "2003-09-01T18:37:14Z")
It was waaaaaay off the mark on the peni I have access to. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/16 "2003-09-01T19:17:31Z")
How do you measure your hands? From what point to what point? And your nose, for that matter? ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/17 "2003-09-01T20:41:33Z")
It was right on the money for me. I still think a better estimatator is the formula that says penis size is inversly proportionate to the size of one’s truck or SUV. Jon ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/18 "2003-09-01T21:49:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > \*\*It was waaaaaay off the mark on the peni I have access to. \*\* Oops! Make that **penis** , as in just one. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/19 "2003-09-01T22:01:52Z")
Sized me to big also, not that I mind or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/20 "2003-09-01T23:42:23Z")
Sooo… if I broke my nose, does that mean my _Little\_Squirrel_ lost 1/2"? What? 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959.md?page=2)