# Today's Weird Earls -- Penis Estimator

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959 "2003-09-01T13:01:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/21 "2003-09-02T01:12:24Z")

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I measured Dave’s nose, hand, and put in the right shoe size, and it came up with a number about three inches too short.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todays-weird-earls-penis-estimator/198959/22 "2003-09-02T04:34:31Z")

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It came up with a two?!?

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