# Todd McFarlane, Eat Your Heart Out. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214 "2005-08-16T04:04:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/1 "2005-08-16T04:04:23Z")
WARNING! Not for the feint of heart! [‘Ugliest’ Dog Is a Thing of Beauty to His Owner](http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-me-uglydog15aug15,0,3868095.story?track=mostemailedlink) Demon Dog! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/2 "2005-08-16T05:54:15Z")
Cute little guy…reminds me of some dogs _I’ve_ had (most of whom are no longer with us ☹ ). Ohh, I made myself sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/3 "2005-08-16T07:51:41Z")
“Martha, have you seen my baseball bat?” “Well someone has to put that thing out of its misery!!” :o ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/4 "2005-08-16T21:39:23Z")
I…I couldn’t resist. I clicked the little thumbnail. And the full size picture came up. And more demon doggy flesh was revealed. ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/5 "2005-08-16T21:47:44Z")
With it’s mouth open in the photo like that, you can almost imagine that _thing_ shrieking in a human voice … ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/6 "2005-08-16T21:53:44Z")
That’s a _dog_? Is she sure? It looks like a reject from _The Dark Crystal_. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/7 "2005-08-16T22:03:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Lockheed, 53, enjoys massaging Sam’s fleshy, thin, potato-chip ears and running her fingers through the small patches of white hair on his head. > > She likes kissing Sam’s hairless frame, littered with blackheads, brown warts and moles. Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump. > > Then there’s his right eye, left a reddish-purple from cataracts, which stands out from the other, which is a milky white. Ahh…to be young and in love! with a giant mutant hairless rat… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/8 "2005-08-16T22:11:26Z")
I’m pretty sure we had this thread last month. . .I’ll get some searching going. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/9 "2005-08-16T22:19:03Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > With it’s mouth open in the photo like that, you can almost imagine that _thing_ shrieking in a human voice … Stephen King, your dog is ready. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/10 "2005-08-16T22:23:13Z")
People, please. For the last time: This is a Sumatran Rat Monkey. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/11 "2005-08-16T22:36:49Z")
Found the other thread. It’s [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=323743&highlight=Fluffy). ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/12 "2005-08-16T22:58:13Z")
I have in my hand a list of 42 card-carrying Communists working in the State Department. :: _offstage whisper_ :: Sorry. Wrong body. I have in my hand a small piece (not even an article, just an image with a caption) from the Great Falls Tribune from July 4, 2005 that features this self-same dog, although with a different (and, in my opinion, better) picture. It isn’t online, which isn’t surprising. [But this thread, posted by our own inimitable **Eve** , dates from July 1, 2005.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=323743) It is _not hard_ to scoop the Great Falls Tribune. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/13 "2005-08-16T22:59:32Z")
It is _not hard_ to scoop **Derleth**. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/14 "2005-08-16T23:00:22Z")
What, am I chopped liver? Invisible? I wonder what I did to get on **Derleth** ’s ignore list. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/15 "2005-08-16T23:42:24Z")
And they say pets and owners don’t resemble one another. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/todd-mcfarlane-eat-your-heart-out/317214/16 "2005-08-17T00:05:25Z")
Sorry for reposting, I’m not a MPSIMS regular. And I didn’t think CS was quite right for it, either.