# Toga Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 22, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663 "2015-03-22T04:32:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/1 "2015-03-22T04:32:12Z")
I have to say, you guys are great. You are awesome. If there is a witticism, piece of irony or pun that can be extracted from a subject. Someone here will be on top of it. Threads are so much easier to read between slices of wry, without that it would be a straight, dour message board. And some of that stuff is just brilliant. I am not going to name specific posters, because it comes from all around, I just want to express my appreciation for the entertainment and the really good learning. So put on a white sheet and offer your kudoses to someone or everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/2 "2015-03-22T17:49:57Z")
I’ve got pizza! Pepperoni or plain? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/3 "2015-03-22T20:44:31Z")
Food Fight! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/4 "2015-03-22T20:50:50Z")
I’m a zit! ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/5 "2015-03-22T21:13:56Z")
_wears floral sheet_ Look! It’s a Laura Ashley toga! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/6 "2015-03-22T22:03:05Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I’m a zit! That boy is a P-I-G pig. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/7 "2015-03-23T01:03:23Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > So put on a white sheet and offer your kudoses to someone or everyone. Honey, I put on a white sheet in my neighborhood and someone’s gonna cap my overly pale ass. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/8 "2015-03-23T01:48:25Z")
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/9 "2015-03-23T01:50:21Z")
You’re all worthless and weak! Drop and give me 20! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/10 "2015-03-23T02:03:03Z")
Do you mind if we dance with yo dates? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/11 "2015-03-23T03:28:16Z")
You can take your thumb out of my… Oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/12 "2015-03-23T03:41:26Z")
Seven years of college down the drain. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/13 "2015-03-23T04:11:42Z")
I just want to thank the OP since I, and I’m sure everyone else here, know he’s talking about me but is too modest to say so. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/14 "2015-03-23T04:27:20Z")
Last time I saw a mouth that big, it had a hook in it. oh, um, hang on a sec … ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/15 "2015-03-23T15:34:13Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Yeah, but it can be a damn fine way to get through an evening. Drink up! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/16 "2015-03-23T17:08:00Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Yeah, but it can be a damn fine way to get through an evening. Drink up! 🙂 Then go berate the Calvinists in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=752300). ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/17 "2015-03-24T00:15:43Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Last time I saw a mouth that big, it had a hook in it. > > oh, um, hang on a sec … I want to thank you for your support. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/18 "2015-03-24T06:30:41Z")
:shows up in a chlamys: Oh, _Italians._ 🍃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toga-party/715663/19 "2015-03-26T02:26:42Z")
What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets? Mute.