# Toilet humor

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-humor/122420>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 5, 2002, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-humor/122420 "2002-08-05T11:49:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-humor/122420/41 "2002-08-06T13:00:40Z")

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I am now afraid to piss at work. For the third time in as many weeks I have walked in to our local bathroom (the classic three urinal, three stall variety) to encounter the same guy.

Please tell me this isn’t a trend or something, but he uses the urinal with his underwear and trousers pulled down to just above his knees. You round the corner to take your piss and there’s this lily white ass. staring. watching. spooky.

He works for one of the other companies that shares our building and none of my co-workers have copped to seeing this in action. Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

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**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-humor/122420/42 "2002-08-06T14:54:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
> \*\*  
> Remind me not to go to bed with you, blessed, you sound like a lousy lay. \*\*

Actually, I said,

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> For **men,** as much fun as sex is, there is only one point of extreme pleasure

For women, the pleasure lasts and lasts and lasts.  
I’m an excellent lay. I even have references. 😃

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-humor/122420/43 "2002-08-06T15:26:23Z")

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Hmmm… as a boy I would delight in going behind my house and pissing the bugs off the wall.

Nothing quite like marking your home as yours and destroying a few of g-d’s creatures with your piss-stream to make you feel like a real man. I enjoy thinking of my penis as the “Lord of Life and Death”.

To any extent, this mighty piss you speak of **Fenris** is one of my favorites. Simply, because it always tends to give the best pee-gasm. Few things can compare to the pee-gasm.

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