# Toilet Paper: "Double Roll"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 23, 2016, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975 "2016-03-23T20:01:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/21 "2016-03-24T16:48:38Z")

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The toilet paper that I have been getting at Costco comes in really large rolls. Once you put it in the dispenser, it won’t spin. So, I have to use some of the toilet paper before I put on the dispenser.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/22 "2016-03-24T19:33:59Z")

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> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> I always divide the price by the square feet listed on the package and buy whatever comes out to the lowest cents per square foot. The 1000 sheet/roll brands win, and you can sure tell it by the weight of the package.

But if the 1000 sheet/roll brand is Scott, you lose.

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/23 "2016-03-25T02:09:06Z")

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The last package I bought was Save-A-Lot brand, which carries the brand name “Luster.”

Kind of a creepy name on a few levels, but it’s cheap!

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/24 "2016-03-25T02:37:05Z")

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I don’t have a lot of fun tickets, but I don’t scrimp on TP. I only buy the good shit.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/25 "2016-03-25T05:37:04Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> But if the 1000 sheet/roll brand is Scott, you lose.

This. I bought Scott TP once at a dollar store, and found that its texture resembled sandpaper.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/26 "2016-03-25T05:45:11Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> This. I bought Scott TP once at a dollar store, and found that its texture resembled sandpaper.

I used it once and wished for sandpaper.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toilet-paper-double-roll/749975/27 "2016-03-27T11:34:03Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> This. I bought Scott TP once at a dollar store, and found that its texture resembled sandpaper.

AKA John Wayne toilet paper. It’s rough, and it’s tough, and it doesn’t take shit from anybody.

> [@ZurBob](#):
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> Bidets are the ultimate goal, with monthly “residuals” paid to Kimberly-Clark, Scott, etc.

🎼🎶 _Ah, beidets are here again!_ 😃

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