# Tom And Katie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 16, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722 "2006-02-16T00:26:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/41 "2006-02-16T19:20:31Z")

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It’s sad that all I see when I look at Katie, is an incubator.

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/42 "2006-02-16T20:58:02Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> Then again it’s hard to believe that Katie would “sell” herself that way. So maybe she really was naive enough to hook up with him, but I sure hope she wises up before the baby pops.

That was the first impression I had when they first hit the tabloids. I want to say that Chris Klein was her first serious boyfriend – how long did they go together? Five years or somewhere around there?

Add this to the naivete angle: She was quoted sometime during her “Dawson’s Creek” days as saying that she’s always had a huge crush on Tom [I don’t have a cite, but I know I’ve read it recently somewhere]. If you were her age and somewhat sheltered for most of your life and your major crush expresses interest in you…“Wow! TOM CRUISE LIKES **MEEEEE**!” Of course the implications wouldn’t hit you at first…or, in her case, wouldn’t hit until it was (almost) too late.

I’m not saying this was what Katie was thinking in the beginning, but I’m willing to bet her initial reaction was similar.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/43 "2006-02-16T21:05:05Z")

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Does Katie ever NOT have a cold sore? Gawd.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/44 "2006-02-16T21:08:15Z")

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> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> Does Katie ever NOT have a cold sore? Gawd.

It’s not a cold sore. It’s a reaction caused by the mind control drugs they are pumping into her. 😃

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/45 "2006-02-16T21:10:48Z")

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Tom and Katie are in Australia right now, and were on the news last night (“ooh, celebrity in town!!” kind of item) and Katie still looked utterly miserable, while Tom had that forced grin of his pretending he was being friendly and charming but really looked kind of slimy.

I have a feeling Katie is desperately trying to scream out a ‘rescue me!’ with those sad expressions.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/46 "2006-02-16T21:19:00Z")

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Have ya’ll seen this site?..[FreeKatie](http://www.freekatie.net/)

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/47 "2006-02-16T21:19:05Z")

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_Sheltered?_ --this is a woman who is an actress and has been one for some time. How sheltered could she be? I am not saying that she participates in the lifestyles that swirl around Hollywood and the film/TV industry–but she is hardly just out of convent school.

She does indeed look miserable-but I looked miserabel thru 3 pregnancies. Alot of women do not glow while expecting. Dunno if that is the case with Kate.

Tom needs help. But Katie is no Elizabeth Shoe (Shue?) here.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/48 "2006-02-16T21:24:11Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> _Sheltered?_ --this is a woman who is an actress and has been one for some time. How sheltered could she be? I am not saying that she participates in the lifestyles that swirl around Hollywood and the film/TV industry–but she is hardly just out of convent school.

True on that. She has a very fresh, innocent look, but she’s been around long enough that she should have seen this coming.

However, he has so much money. This deal may have been too attractive to pass up…if in fact it was a deal. I hate to pass judgement, and wouldn’t have if it hadn’t been for that ridiculous couch-jumping escapade. That tripped the bullshit meter.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/49 "2006-02-17T01:50:47Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Tom and Katie are in Australia right now…

I would imagine that flying all over the wrold whilst pregnant would also make one miserable. Are they ever home? Do they have a home?

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/50 "2006-02-17T02:03:32Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Did he order his handlers to find him a nice naive virgin to sweep off her feet?

That’s the current rumor. I seem to remember a link in an earlier thread that alleged an “audition” of Scarlett Johansson by Cruise and Co. (totally unsubstantiated though).

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/51 "2006-02-17T04:33:39Z")

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Oh wow, check out the (extremely awkward) public displays of affection between the two “lovebirds” yesterday:

[Awww, they’re, like, soooo in love and stuff, you guys!!](http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cruise/cruise-and-holmes-still-together-and-as-uncomfortable-as-ever-155312.php)  
Ugh.

It’s interesting to see that Katie has apparently now switched the pillow for a beachball.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/52 "2006-02-17T04:49:46Z")

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And here’s an interesting montage of photos. I think I’m spending way too much time thinking about this, but really, some of these photos just boggle my mind. In some of them she appears to have no baby bump at all. Check out the third and the second to last shots–where’s the belly?

[Where’s the bump?](http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/012106_katiebumptimelineBG.jpg)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/53 "2006-02-17T13:08:57Z")

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I kind of feel sorry for her, kind of, in a way. It must suck to know that a hundred million or so people know about your pregnancy and relationship, and that not one single person amongst that hundred million believes that your SO is in love with you.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-and-katie/344722/54 "2006-02-17T15:17:31Z")

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Well, even in the second trimester, I had certain outfits that could make me look more or less pregnant.

Poor girl.

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