# Tom Green Makes Me Gag!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150 "2000-08-21T13:46:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/1 "2000-08-21T13:46:30Z")
I started a thread the other week about gagging by toothbrush. It turns out, that many dopers gag whilst brushing their teeth. I caught the Tom Green show on Saturday night. Tom said to his sidekick that he would stick his long, spider like fingers in Humplik’s mouth. The sidekick said that he **wouldn’t** vomit. Tom, being Tom, stuck his fingers, knuckle deep, in his mouth. Much gagging ensued. A couple of cc’s of puke a sputum dribbled from Humplik’s gob. That got me going. Tom, being Tom, put those vomit covered fingers in his **own** mouth. Jumped up christ…I had to change channels, and think pleasant thoughts or else… That guy is a putz. His soccer joke was quite funny tho. Anyone else catch that show? ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/2 "2000-08-21T14:27:36Z")
I didn’t, thank God. Just thinking about it makes me want to hurl. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/3 "2000-08-21T14:40:23Z")
Tom Green is an idiot. He gives Canadians a bad name. [grudgingly] it is funny when he does stuff to his parents. But I dont like him!! ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/4 "2000-08-21T14:55:55Z")
I _LOVE_ his show. We had some friends over and watched both of his videos this past weekend. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/5 "2000-08-21T14:58:37Z")
Tom Green is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. I haven’t caught it recently, but watched it religiously last summer. I have one of the videos too, and always crack up when I watch it. He _is_ a sick bastard though… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/6 "2000-08-21T15:09:23Z")
He is funny…but… One thing I’m learning is…always leave them wanting more…or know when to end the bit. Maybe he is prolonging it on purpose…but his gags go on a bit long at times. ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/7 "2000-08-21T15:09:26Z")
…and I look forward to reading in the paper when he gets the shit beat out of him. I find no humor in tactless and rude behavior for a laugh at the expense of others. As far as the things he does to his parents…if he was my kid, I’d get a restraining order and send him to jail if he violated it. He’s an absolute piece of filth as a human…his idea of humor is my idea of unnerving immaturity and insolence. Tom Green sucks… -SS ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/8 "2000-08-21T15:40:08Z")
I have to agree with SS about a restraining order, but you have to give credit to anyone with the audacity and patience to paint his parents’ house PLAID. That was one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in a while. ---
**Author:** ![esswedl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@esswedl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/esswedl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/9 "2000-08-21T16:43:46Z")
Plus, now he’s taken Drew Barrymore off the market. A slap in the face, I tell you! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/10 "2000-08-21T16:52:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by esswedl \* > \*\*Plus, now he’s taken Drew Barrymore off the market. A slap in the face, I tell you! \*\* Cheer up. He’s only got one ball, does that make you feel better! 🙂 I haven’t ever seen his show because I don’t have whatever channel he’s on but I have seen highlights on E Entertainment’s Talk Soup show and the highlights I’ve seen are pretty funny. I also liked him in the movie Road Trip. Aside from that, I haven’t seen enough to decide one way or the other. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/11 "2000-08-21T17:05:45Z")
Poster child for Eugenics, he is. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/12 "2000-08-21T17:27:17Z")
“You are drink-ing a de-li-cious so-da. A so-da. A so-da. Cheese sand-wich. So-da.” After which the guy tosses his drink in TG’s face, and gets the hell away from this crazy yo-yo. ---
**Author:** ![EnochF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/779978/32.png) [@EnochF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnochF)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/13 "2000-08-21T17:37:51Z")
I try to focus my hatred on one person at a time until they die. Right now it’s Will Ferrell on _Saturday Night Live_. (Hey, don’t knock it. It worked on Chris Farley.) Once Ferrell bites it, I may switch to Tom Green. But even then, it’s iffy. After all, he’s already got an embarrassing cancer, and he’s probably going to get himself killed soon anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/14 "2000-08-21T18:05:39Z")
I simply can’t watch him. Bottom line: it’s too uncomfortable. I guess that discomfort makes some people laugh, but it just makes me cringe. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/15 "2000-08-21T18:10:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EnochF \* > \*\*I try to focus my hatred on one person at a time until they die. Right now it’s Will Ferrell on _Saturday Night Live_. (Hey, don’t knock it. It worked on Chris Farley.) Once Ferrell bites it, I may switch to Tom Green. But even then, it’s iffy. After all, he’s already got an embarrassing cancer, and he’s probably going to get himself killed soon anyway. \*\* You are sick. ---
**Author:** ![EnochF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/779978/32.png) [@EnochF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnochF)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/16 "2000-08-21T18:18:02Z")
But kelli… _Will… Ferrell_. Search your feelings. You know you want him to die. ---
**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/17 "2000-08-21T18:58:18Z")
Now, now there is nothing wrong with deriving entertainment from annoying celebrity death. Although, personally I would have gone with David Arquette rather than either Tom Green or Will Ferrell. (Actually, not a bad idea. _Focusing Dark Jedi powers_ ‘David Arquette, I find your lack of faith disturbing. . .’) I’m gonna go check the news, be back shortly. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/18 "2000-08-21T19:53:22Z")
“… I look forward to reading in the paper when he gets the shit beat out of him . . . I find no humor in tactless and rude behavior for a laugh at the expense of others . . . He’s an absolute piece of filth as a human…his idea of humor is my idea of unnerving immaturity and insolence.” —All the same reasons I can’t stand Michael Moore, even if I do agree with some of his politics. ---
**Author:** ![gillygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@gillygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gillygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/19 "2000-08-21T21:43:04Z")
Never seen him, never wanna see him either! ---
**Author:** ![sliv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sliv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sliv)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150/20 "2000-08-21T22:00:20Z")
How can anyone worry about Tom Green when the execrable waste of human skin that is Howard Stern is still walking the earth? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-green-makes-me-gag/30150.md?page=2)