# Tom Holt **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-holt/486979 "2009-02-22T21:39:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-holt/486979/1 "2009-02-22T21:39:18Z")
I haven’t seen any discussion threads about Holt, so I’m starting one. I discovered Tom Holt the same trip to the bookstore I discovered Terry Pratchett. There wasn’t a big selection, so I picked out two books with interesting titles- _The Fifth Elephant_ and _Nothing But Blue Skies_- and took them back to my hotel room. I feel in love. My library didn’t have much in the way of Holt, but I ordered _Snow White and the Seven Samurai_ from the internet, and began buying his stuff from Barnes & Noble. I’ve found Tom Holt to be a tremendously uneven writer. His books span the gamut from really good to absolutely horrible. He’s written good books with one major logical flaw, mediocre books with great monologues, and silly books that are supposed to be funny, but aren’t. He’s written many, many characters with the names of Neville or Jane. He’s written more or less the same scenario for 80% of his books. You never know when you pick one of his up whether it will be a laugh-fest or a clunker. IMO, his four best books are the aforementioned _Blue Skies_ and _Snow White_, plus _Faust Among Equals_, and the immortal _Who’s Afraid of Beowolf?_. _My Hero_ is decent. _The Portable Door_ is fairly good, although it’s sequels involve the most blatant ret-conning I’ve laid eyes on. _Wish You Were Here_ almost makes the top five, but it has a subplot which is poorly explained and makes no sense. Be warned- if you didn’t like Rincewind, you won’t like Tom Holt. His major characteristic is sheer, unadulterated silly. If you’re not looking for any Serious Social Messages, but just want to relax with crazy plots, off-the-wall metaphors, quotable one-liners, and a lot of pretty good attempts at bringing slapstick to the printed page, then Tom Holt is the guy for you. He also wrote one of my favorite paragraphs in all of literature: _Gordan thought about it. On the one hand, he didn’t like the thought of getting out of there because Neville had been able to decipher a secret access code using his third eye. On the other hand… as the old adage goes, if you’re starving in the desert and a headless skeleton riding a winged fiery camel swoops down out of thin air and hands you a cheeseburger, eat the cheeseburger._ -from _Nothing But Blue Skies_, pg. 139 ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-holt/486979/2 "2009-02-22T22:10:52Z")
I got into Pratchett around age 11 when Josh Kirby was the illustrator. I remember seeing another book in a shop with a cover by the same illustrator and decided to give it a go. The book was _Ye, Gods!_ and it was fantastic - loved every moment of it. I got into Tom Holt as well as Pratchett and piled through his back catalogue which I agree is extremely variable. My favourites are definitely: _Grailblazers, Faust Amongst Equals, Odds and Gods_ and the _Portable Door_ (and its sequels, I love the JW Wells universe). Some of his books really do suck donkey dick - I quit reading _Earth, Air, Fire and Custard_ and _Barking_ part way through as they were bilge. Ones I wish I’d stopped reading to save myself the pain were _Djinn Rummy_ and _My Hero_. If you like Pratchett then give Holt a go. Most of the books cover totally isolated stories although some characters pop up in more than one book. My personal recommendation for a place to start would be _Ye, Gods!_ which worked for me. Otherwise _The Portable Door_ is another one, I’ve lent it to a couple of friends who’ve really enjoyed it. ---
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-holt/486979/3 "2009-02-22T22:25:57Z")
I have read and enjoyed a few of his books–_Who’s Afraid of Beowulf_?, _Expecting Someone Taller_, and _Flying Dutch_. I rated him as amusing but minor and repetitive, and not worth the effort to seek out more. On the other hand, later on I stumbled \*Goatsong \*and the _Walled Orchard_. I can’t categorize why, but those books struck me as masterpieces, both amazingly great. I don’t think he has written anything else like them, though.