# Tom Swifties! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 10, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095 "2013-07-10T01:10:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2903 "2017-07-29T14:03:16Z")
“I won the pot, even though he raised every chance he got,” Tom recalled. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2904 "2017-07-29T16:23:43Z")
"I have a whole wing of my house to store my nutcracker collection said Tom, suitely ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2905 "2017-07-29T21:41:43Z")
“I have a strong desire to sniff your ass,” Tom said doggedly. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2906 "2017-07-29T22:27:21Z")
“How do like my new hook?” Captain Hook asked, off-handedly. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2907 "2017-07-29T23:19:29Z")
“I’ve been maced!” cried Tom, flailing his arms about. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2908 "2017-07-30T14:26:55Z")
Tom poopooed his wife’s idea of adding a third bathroom to the house. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2909 "2017-07-30T17:46:03Z")
“I can’t see that tall bird for the tree limbs,” said Tom while craning his neck. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2910 "2017-07-30T19:15:51Z")
“Here Fido, come here, boy,” Tom called, doggedly. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2911 "2017-07-30T21:59:53Z")
“The Doctor will never have a better Companion than K9,” Tom said, dogmatically. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2912 "2017-07-31T02:58:09Z")
“if we disrupt the space-time continuum, we’ll crushed into a singularity,” said Tom as he spaced out. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2913 "2017-07-31T03:13:08Z")
“Where will the Tardis take us this time?” Dr. Who wondered, extemporaneously. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2914 "2017-07-31T18:34:45Z")
“Whoever heard of someone named Oscar living in a trash can?” Tom grouched. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2915 "2017-07-31T19:11:16Z")
“Now that you’ve shown me your answer was also correct, I’ll have to change your grade on the exam,” Tom remarked. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2916 "2017-07-31T19:25:35Z")
“That’s the spirit!” Tom cheered, blithely. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2917 "2017-07-31T19:27:18Z")
“But I’m afraid of ghosts”, Noel cowered. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2918 "2017-08-01T19:03:50Z")
“We’ll have to commit every single troop to breaking the enemy line here,” said Tom, unreservedly. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2919 "2017-08-01T20:08:16Z")
“Don’t worry, this gun’s not loaded,” Tom said brandonly. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2920 "2017-08-01T20:12:17Z")
“I’m not sure if it would be best for the patient to admit him involuntarily,” Tom said, noncommittally. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2921 "2017-08-01T20:21:22Z")
“I don’t think I’ve ever had a better date!” Tom ejaculated. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tom-swifties/663095/2922 "2017-08-01T20:51:38Z")
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