# Tommy and Bonnie (a story of a boy and his dog) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 22, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092 "2005-08-22T12:19:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/21 "2005-08-22T14:00:19Z")
Sigh…I just spent the morning being yelled at for something that really, truly, was not my fault. Actually, it was my boss’ fault, and she took it out on me. I’m so irritated. But I see \*\*swampy’s \*\* back, so at least I can welcome him back! Hugs for \*\*Swampy \*\* all around! 10 AM and I’m already miserable enough to want to go home. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/22 "2005-08-22T14:00:25Z")
Dang, too quick with the buttons. Here’s the link to the hideaway. [http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/](http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/) ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/23 "2005-08-22T14:10:15Z")
> [@Mellivora capensis](#): > > Dang, too quick with the buttons. > > Here’s the link to the hideaway. > > [http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/](http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/) That looks like a gorgeous place. I’m wonderin, though. Just what are the exotic African fruits??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/24 "2005-08-22T14:11:30Z")
Oooh oooh oooh, **mellie** , can I come on your next weekend getaway with you and the missus? That looks absolutely wonderful! > [@](#): > > **taxi78cab** > I understand the need for an Ice Cream Day and a Chocolate Cake Day, but a Punctuation Day? What’s the point? I think the only point to Punctuation Day (besides the point on the red pencil we all will need to correct all the bad punctuation flourishing out there) is to celebrate it jointly with Ice Cream Day and Chocolate Cake Day. Sugar is important! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/25 "2005-08-22T14:18:15Z")
> [@Mellivora capensis](#): > > Dang, too quick with the buttons. > > Here’s the link to the hideaway. > > [http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/](http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/) Are there any bookies in South Africa taking bets on how long before Mugabe is shot in a bloody coup? Some folks jus’ need killin’… ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/26 "2005-08-22T14:25:30Z")
> [@Mellivora capensis](#): > > Dang, too quick with the buttons. > > Here’s the link to the hideaway. > > [http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/](http://www.waterberg-cl.co.za/) It looks absolutely beautiful, but I have to say, I’m a little disturbed that they find it necessary to put in big letters on the main page that it’s MALARIA FREE. :eek: I really don’t want to go somewhere that they have to tell you that. It’s much better in my book to stay in places where one can just assume that there’s no malaria. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/27 "2005-08-22T14:29:56Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Are there any bookies in South Africa taking bets on how long before Mugabe is shot in a bloody coup? And I left him off of my Dead Pool list this year. He’s on the short list for next year, though. Welcome back, **swampy**. Did you bring us any presents? **VBob** , I knew you could pick up a lot of things at the beach when the tide changes, but I never thought older men with excessive ear hair was one of them. Learn sommething new every day. **Mellivora capensis** , looks like a great trip ya got planned. And did you see the big blurb that says “The area is MALARIA FREE”?? This place is definitely playing to it’s strengths. And **Rue** , is this dog story autobiographical? I mean, I know you aren’t Tommy (unless you’ve been posting from a well all these years), but maybe someone you knew? And I wouldn’t call Bonnie evil - he (she to Tommy) was just tired of putting up with a dumbass all the time, like you said. Happy Monday all. Roundboy is out today, so I get to work his stuff too. Yea me! ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/28 "2005-08-22T14:33:01Z")
> [@](#): > > **VunderBob** > Are there any bookies in South Africa taking bets on how long before Mugabe is shot in a bloody coup? Nah, you don’t want to make a martyr out of a buffoon. 😉 \*\*Tupug Anachi \*\*, [http://www.marula.org.za/](http://www.marula.org.za/) **Mama Tiger** , anytime. We’ve been there so often we are literally part of the furniture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/29 "2005-08-22T14:51:15Z")
**taxi78cab** , pretty much what **Sean Factotum** says. The area is competing with what is known as the “lowveld”, which has well known places like the Kruger National Park. The only drawback of the Kruger is that the whole park is in a malaria area, and this is what they are trying to capitalise on. Speaking of which, I’ll be doing this trail in two weeks time: [South African National Parks - SANParks - Official Website - Accommodation, Activities, Prices, Reservations](http://www.sanparks.org/parks/kruger/tourism/activities/lebombotrail.php) Sorry about the long link, me technopeasant. As I said, life is good. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/30 "2005-08-22T14:53:15Z")
On Saturday I helped my neighbor pour a concrete pad for his pre-built but not yet delivered authentic Amish shed. Actually, we weren’t supposed to be doing any pouring because there was a big truck, with a barrel full of concrete there. Except that it wasn’t actually full of concrete because we ran out before the frame was full. So we had to go to the Home Depot and buy a bakers (masons?) dozen bags of concrete and a wheel barrow to finish what we had done started. So I can actually say that I did pour concrete instead of just skree and float concrete. Skree and float are the technical terms for “smooth out the top.” Sunday was **Mrs.Maxx’s** company picinic. They called it a Crab Feast and Bull Roast, but I still call it a picinic because it was outside and Yogi is cool. To **swampy** : [Welcome Back Cotter]Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back![/WBC] ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/31 "2005-08-22T15:04:47Z")
Happy Monday, ever’body! **Hell’s Bridal Shower** went off on Saturday with nary a hitch. I did my only job, which was to get the bride there. (Which required me being late to meet her for the pary she _thought_ she was going to–a challenge for me, because I’m never late for anything but work.) I’ve heard tell this morning that the bride’s mother is pissed she wasn’t involved in the planning, but she had my phone number and my e-mail, as well as the Matron of Honor’s, so if she had wanted to help, she damn well should have called us. The bride was thrilled, she was surprised, and that’s all I care about. She even cried. I feel like my job was well done. I was also in charge of making the hat and bouquet from all the bows, and some of the ladies found it so impressive, they’ve said they’re going to hire me for any shower they need to throw in the future. Go me. In other news, I am _this close_ to having all my inventory done for the Pagan Pride Day sale next weekend. I burned my foot with hot wax yesterday, and my younger cat learned not to stick his nose into a candle mold. All in all, a very productive weekend. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/32 "2005-08-22T15:09:04Z")
Wow, **Madd Maxx** , skree is an actual word? And here all this time I thought it was just the noice fingernails make scraping across a blackboard. You know, _skree skree skree_. Darn, I think I’ll have to go ban myself now for even bringing that up. I hate skreeing so much it makes my teeth hurt just to _think_ about it. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/33 "2005-08-22T15:11:11Z")
Well, although today may be Punctuation Day, it’s obviously not Spelling Day. The word is **noise**. Noise noise noise. Try typing _that_ one three times fast. :smack: again. ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/34 "2005-08-22T15:14:01Z")
> [@taxi78cab](#): > > We did miss you last week, **swampy**. I don’t think there was one snerk-worthy comment all week. It was sad. Hey! I posted a comment that I thought was very \-worthy. I certainly \ about it for the rest of the week, and my sister \ when I told her the story. I sure missed you, **Swampy** ; you always know when to \. So, **Bobbio** , how _you_ doin? Hubba, hubba!! It seems to me there was something else I was going to say here, but I can’t remember what it was. Oh, well, I’ll just have to come back and post it when I think of it. (Because, you know, all of my random thoughts are priceless jewels of wisdom and must be shared with everyone.) ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/35 "2005-08-22T15:16:45Z")
_::thinking to himself…okay, got the hijack part right, now how to get the chocolate to **FairyChatMom**?::_ ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/36 "2005-08-22T15:20:46Z")
> [@Wintermute](#): > > So, **Bobbio** , how _you_ doin? Hubba, hubba!! **Winter** , are you a rich widow? ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/37 "2005-08-22T15:26:25Z")
My invisible cat has been making home made chocolate truffles for everyone in the MMP clan. When in doubt, shun the evil dog and pick the angelic cat. Who wants chocolate truffles??? The line forms to the right, and please remember to tip your feline. Shouldn’t there be a drive thru PetSmart? “Yeah, I’ll have a perky orange male cat and a partially shaved punky grey one. Dogs? Nah, I don’t want no stinkin’ dogs. But I’ll take a caterpillar if you have one.” ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/38 "2005-08-22T15:27:10Z")
Welcome **Melli.** **Swampy,** dearheart we missed you immensely last week. So, whad’ja bring me, huh? I think we’re going to see ol’ **Bobbio** posing in some hunky man calendar before long! My goodness! I am so very sleepy and I’m having a heck of time concentrating here at work. I don’t understand why I’m sleepy; hell, I went to bed before 10:00 last night. I better get back to work. I’ve got a spreadsheet that boggles the mind and now I’ve got to try and pull the “right” data from it. ---
**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/39 "2005-08-22T15:37:18Z")
Mrs B was off to the cottage with her best friend all weekend, so I got to do _manly_™ stuff while I was home alone, just me and the cats. So I watched the whole first season of [Corner Gas](http://www.cornergas.ca) plus the second Harry Potter movie, changed the bed, ironed my shirts, did the dishes, searched the Web for accessories to improve the 1/72 scale Revell U-boat kit (I’m definitely going to order the laser-cut deck planking), cleaned the cat boxes, and defragmented my hard drive. (I think I may have a skewed view of manly™.) ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092/40 "2005-08-22T15:39:00Z")
Today I get to paint the 2 x 4’s before assembling the frame for the new litter box containment system for the cat suite. I have spent more time, effort and money in the cats area than in my living room. I still have unpacked boxes in my living room. The only room in the house completely finished is the master bedroom. I haven’t even begun on the master bath, and may not in my lifetime. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tommy-and-bonnie-a-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog/318092.md?page=3)