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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/10 "2003-02-24T18:45:13Z")
If he had more beer, he wouldn’t be so grumpy. Let’s all chip in and get him lots and lots. 😃
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### Author:  [@rhinostylee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhinostylee)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/11 "2003-02-24T19:13:18Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE BEER! YOU’RE MY FAVORITE MODERATOR!
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/12 "2003-02-24T19:26:06Z")
Happy Day, **U.B.**
Remind me to buy you a drink…what is it that you like…milk? grape Nehi? Eh, I’m sure it will come to me.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/13 "2003-02-24T20:03:08Z")
Have a good one, Bob. At least _you_ got a birthday thread. 😉
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/14 "2003-02-24T20:03:38Z")
Happy birthday, **Unc** , from one grump to another!
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### Author:  [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/15 "2003-02-24T20:08:52Z")
- croons loudly and off key \*
May you live a thousand years
May you drink a thousand beers
Get plastered
You B \* I ain’t swearing as I ain’t in the pit \*
Happy Birthday to you!
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/16 "2003-02-24T20:11:07Z")
Happy birthday, **UncleBeer**! I’ll see if I can get you pitted (again) as my gift to you! 🙂
No-one has mentioned his age yet… sensitive subjet?
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### Author:  [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/17 "2003-02-24T20:11:18Z")
Hey…it ain’t only _his_.
It’s like we’re married or something.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/18 "2003-02-24T22:57:29Z")
31,500 members and only 14 suck-ups? That’s. just. sad. There **better** be a bunch more here tomorrow.
> [@](#):
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> _ivylass asked:_ Are we chipping in for a gift?
No. You’re all required to purchase individual gifts. Unless you’re chipping in for something like [this](http://www.browning.com/products/catalog/firearms/detail.asp?value=008B&cat_id=013&type_id=058).
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> _samarm inquired:_ No-one has mentioned his age yet… sensitive subjet?
ShibbOleth will be 41 shortly.
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> _ShibbOleth made known his gratitude thusly:_ And thank you for always staying just a little bit older than me.
At least I have more hair than you.
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/19 "2003-02-24T23:09:05Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
> Have a good one, Bob. At least _you_ got a birthday thread. 😉
But of course he didn’t really want one.
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*
> Unless you’re chipping in for something like [this](http://www.browning.com/products/catalog/firearms/detail.asp?value=008B&cat_id=013&type_id=058).
I followed the link and misread it as “C **l** itori Shotgun” :eek:
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/20 "2003-02-24T23:13:18Z")
Hair-trigger 😉
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