# Tomorrow is our most grumpy moderator's birthday! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196 "2003-02-24T18:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/21 "2003-02-24T23:13:56Z")
“Vibrators, schmibrators. For a real orgasm, get the Clitori Shotgun! Only $19.95!” [sub]Void where prohibited.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/22 "2003-02-24T23:25:56Z")
Hey **UncleBeer** , have a good one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/23 "2003-02-24T23:55:41Z")
wow, uncle beer, you have the good fortune to be born on the finestkind day of the year! (although i do think that feb. 29th would be wicked cool, but who knows from leap years inutero.) may you have many happy and heathly years. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/24 "2003-02-25T00:00:38Z")
Suck up? Suck up? Suck up? Don’t mind if I do. HB UB! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/25 "2003-02-25T00:12:49Z")
Yeah HB, UB. Come to Ottadope and I’ll buy you a beer… Coldfire… you too (you didnt even respond to your invite!) But in case you do not make it UB… Have one for me (on your tab since I cant very well buy you one from here…) ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/26 "2003-02-25T00:18:13Z")
Ha ha! Happy birthday, **Uncle Beer** , from one Pisces to another! 😃 (My birthday is in 9 days.) Coincidently, today is my mom’s 60th birthday! Lots of birthdays going around… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/27 "2003-02-25T00:20:25Z")
Gee, I don’t know… A GRUMPY moderator with a powerful weapon. I just don’t want to end being interviewed on CNN: “Yes, I knew one day he’d snap and shoot up the place.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/28 "2003-02-25T00:23:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > **No. You’re all required to purchase individual gifts. Unless you’re chipping in for something like [this](http://www.browning.com/products/catalog/firearms/detail.asp?value=008B&cat_id=013&type_id=058).** Trap? **TRAP?** Here I was thinking you were a responsiple gun owner, and you are actually considering shooting _trap_? I have a perfectly good Browning Citori skeet gun I would have been perfectly willing to let you borrow, but, NOOOOO, **TrembleBeer** wants to shoot boring-old-smelly-fat-don’t-want-to-walk-ten-feet-or :pant: :pant: (I’m out of shape) actually-swing-the-gun-more-than-I-have-to TRAP! Jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/29 "2003-02-25T01:21:25Z")
Happy Birthday from a fellow NWO Doper (originally) . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/30 "2003-02-25T01:36:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \* > \*\*Gee, I don’t know… A GRUMPY moderator with a powerful weapon. I just don’t want to end being interviewed on CNN: “Yes, I knew one day he’d snap and shoot up the place.” > > 😃 \*\* No, he’s a Grumpy DRUNKEN Moderator with a Powerful Weapon. :eek: Happy Birthday, **UncleBeer**! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/31 "2003-02-25T01:39:21Z")
Have one on me, **UncleBeer**! CJ ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/32 "2003-02-25T01:42:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > **Moderator with a Powerful Weapon.**! \*\* I hear tell he may have a firearm, too. 😉 Have a good one, Bob! ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/33 "2003-02-25T01:45:14Z")
Even I knew who was meant by the OP…I always enjoy a good Pitting 🙂 Many happy returns etc. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/34 "2003-02-25T02:11:54Z")
Have a good one! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/35 "2003-02-25T02:20:32Z")
You are the **Uncle** of my **Beer**. And I’ll loan you my bolt-action 16-gauge anytime. Happy B-day! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/36 "2003-02-25T02:41:41Z")
Happiest of birthday’s, **UncleBeer!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/37 "2003-02-25T03:02:20Z")
Happy Birthday, Bob! Yesterday was my daughter’s sixth birthday. Made me feel kinda old. But not as old as you. HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Have a great one! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/38 "2003-02-25T03:15:11Z")
Hugs and… another hug… Happy Birthday my friend… ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/39 "2003-02-25T03:15:23Z")
Happy birthday to one of the two dopers I’ve actually met. I have a 1:1 Normal to Mod ratio. Grumpy Old Men, move over, you got another member. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196/40 "2003-02-25T03:29:26Z")
Happy birthday, **Unc**! You’re catchin’ up with me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tomorrow-is-our-most-grumpy-moderators-birthday/157196.md?page=3)