# Tonights game - The SDMB Serial Killer attacks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994 "2001-02-27T00:53:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/21 "2001-02-27T01:52:01Z")
I don’t know Green Bean, he let Max Torque go. But if that’s truly the case, I guess I just leaned over the chopping block. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/22 "2001-02-27T01:52:26Z")
_kyle voice_ Hey…He killed Tequila!!.. You BASTARD!!! \ aint that just like a serial killer… bring a knife to a gunfight… Guess my evil ghost will have to haunt the place now. ---
**Author:** ![Eusabian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Eusabian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eusabian)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/23 "2001-02-27T01:52:52Z")
I got it!! It’s Colonel Mustard with the Pipe Wrench in the Parlor! umm… No!! Wait! Professor Plum with the Rope in the Sitting Room! Or… um… [sub]He’s behind me, isn’t he?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/24 "2001-02-27T01:54:53Z")
I should also say that The SDMB Serial Killer is certifiably cuckoo. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/25 "2001-02-27T01:57:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > **I don’t know Green Bean, he let Max Torque go.** True, but “Max Torque” is less obviously male than “Mr. Cynical.” I am veddy veddy curious to see who goes next. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/26 "2001-02-27T01:59:12Z")
Oh please. **Persephone,** Goddess of the Underworld here. Anyone that’s been popped by this wanker…hey, the beer and nachos are over by the steps to the First Circle. Just hang here with me, and I’ll get y’all back safely, 'mkay? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/27 "2001-02-27T01:59:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Green Bean \* > **True, but “Max Torque” is less obviously male than "Mr. Cynical."** I **beg** your pardon?! ---
**Author:** ![McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/28 "2001-02-27T01:59:31Z")
Fortune smiles on Green Bean, Sue Dunhym and Eusebian. There will be no more bloodshed until some fresh meat enters the frey mwahahahaharrr ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/29 "2001-02-27T02:04:15Z")
Oh, jeez. I really stuck my foot in it, eh, **Max**? I just meant that it was more likely that a female might take the name Mex Torque than _Mr._ Cynical. My apologies. Of course you are the manliest of the manly. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_SDMB_Serial_Killer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/30 "2001-02-27T02:04:15Z")
Forgot to change my username. Anyway, to continue. Persephone will remain safe. ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/31 "2001-02-27T02:06:01Z")
inor don’s the fuschia thong and _streaks_ through the thread \>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\> that way, yelling [animated Dudley Dooright voice] **Nel!? Nel!? Nel, where _is_ the toothpaste??!!** [/voice] ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/32 "2001-02-27T02:07:36Z")
I’m going to the kitchen for a soda. Anybody want anything? I’ll be right back. But first I am going to make out in the kitchen with then next guy who walks in, and then maybe we will venture into the dark basement with a flash light that has low batteries. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/33 "2001-02-27T02:10:26Z")
Um, Just a thought, SDMB Killer er Voice of Reason…having more than one screen name is against board policy, I would gather you might wanna start your whining and groveling to the SDMB mods and admins pretty damn soon. That’s one way to get yourself killed off the boards entirely. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/34 "2001-02-27T02:11:57Z")
Oh Voiceof… I MEAN, Mr. Killer, you’re a silly little nutty nutbag. Its a shame you can’t kill me. My impenetrable force field prevents it. ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/35 "2001-02-27T02:12:44Z")
\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\< [sub]!!!nnno[/sub]saeR **fo ecioV** ehT s[sub]'ti ---
**Author:** ![The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_SDMB_Serial_Killer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/36 "2001-02-27T02:13:34Z")
Inor: Fortune Smiles. You will survive Kricket: Fortune does **NOT** smile. You are now Victim number 7. \ A recap Victims who conform to my pattern: Jeannie Deb2World Lsura Mr. Cynical Tequila Mockingbird Kricket Victims who guessed incorrectly and who may or may not fit the pattern: Democritus Survivors: Dr\_Paprika Max Torque Eusabian Inor Persephone Green Bean Sue Duhnym ---
**Author:** ![The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_SDMB_Serial_Killer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/37 "2001-02-27T02:18:51Z")
Techchick68, I figured the mods wouldn’t mind if it was just in a game like this is. I don’t intent to use this username outside of this thread (although I have accidentally messed up once) so I hope they’ll overlook it. Thanks for the reminder though, I will ask permission in future. Oh, and you’re dead by the way. The killer then stalks sk8rixtx, he poises to strike, knife raised high in the air. He strikes but is propelled by some sort of impenetrable force field. Sk8rixtx lives. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/38 "2001-02-27T02:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The SDMB Serial Killer \* > \*\*Forgot to change my username. Anyway, to continue. > > Persephone will remain safe. \*\* ROFL! We just keep proving again and again that us Dopers aren’t _that_ smart. 😉 Don’t worry, Zette screwed up being Santa in a few days. I think I screwed up Cupid the first day. And who was God? 😃 Nevermind that, keep up with the game. Great job. Too damn bad I had to die though… ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/39 "2001-02-27T02:20:28Z")
\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\*\*\*\*\* Wait a minute. I see the pattern here! You don’t kill professionals, good, mis-spelled horses, disguised people, russians, goddesses, vegetables or spinning thingies? Did I get it?!Did I get it!? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/40 "2001-02-27T02:22:04Z")
I know, he’s doing it completely at random, and we’re gonna go insane trying to figure it out, and that’s how he’s gonna make us go crazy! Oh, I’m SOOO dead, it’s not even funny. Damn… [Famous Last Words/Stand] Don’t mention him in your post! [/Famous Last Words/Stand] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994.md?page=3)