# Tonights game - The SDMB Serial Killer attacks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 27, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994 "2001-02-27T00:53:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/41 "2001-02-27T02:22:32Z")

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Okay Persephone, I will be your spirit guide from this side.  
Hey, how bout using a crystal ball to give things that mystic feeling?

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**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/42 "2001-02-27T02:23:08Z")

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[black news reporter stolen from Scary Movie]  
Dopers is dead and we gettin the fuc/\< outta here!  
[and his news team drives off]

Well BROCCOLI! As the world’s smartest vegetable, with an IQ of TEN, may not know much, but he’s still smarter than the idiot SMDB serial killer. My guess is this is gonna be one of those “Every five minutes somone dies of Cancer/AIDS/Drunk Driving/Rabid ferrets inserted into the buttocks” type thing…

…And you can put that on my tombstone 😉

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**Author:** ![The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_SDMB\_Serial\_Killer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_SDMB_Serial_Killer)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/43 "2001-02-27T02:32:49Z")

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Inor, if by “it” you mean the wrong answer then yes, you got it. However, the time has come to pay for your mistake.

Adds Inor to his list of victims.

Totoro: Alas, there is method to my madness. You must now suffer the consequences.

Chalks up Totoro on a slate of names.

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> And you can put that on my tombstone

Okey dokey, \<drowns broccoli in a vat of bread sauce\>

BTW - Don’t worry if you go out too early, with the rapid increase in the amount of ghosts in this thread it seems death is no obstacle

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/44 "2001-02-27T02:32:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The SDMB Serial Killer \*  
> **Techchick68, I figured the mods wouldn’t mind if it was just in a game like this is. I don’t intent to use this username outside of this thread (although I have accidentally messed up once) so I hope they’ll overlook it. Thanks for the reminder though, I will ask permission in future.**

Guess who’s gonna be dead in a few minutes?

**Moderator Notes** : Only one username per person is allowed on the SDMB. This is clearly stated in the registration agreement, which you obviously did not read. Twice. An administrator will be with you shortly to remove posting privileges for one, and possibly all, of your screen names.

This thread is closed.

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**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/45 "2001-02-27T02:34:33Z")

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(saunters back in ((really waddling- trying to get this damn thong out of his butt without anyone knowing what he’s doing)), much braver now. This thong thingy is really kinda hurty)  
You a-aain’t killed me…

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/46 "2001-02-27T02:41:01Z")

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::Tristan, upset at not getting the thongs or porn, has come to search for his Lust Objects killer… wearing a bra on his head…::

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/47 "2001-02-27T02:42:44Z")

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Well, since there’s other ghosts posting in here, I guess I can pop in. I just wanted to say that I think it’s sort of cool that I was the very first victim.

That was all. I now return you to your previously scheduled killing spree.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-game-the-sdmb-serial-killer-attacks/55994/48 "2001-02-27T05:08:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The SDMB Serial Killer \*  
> \*\*Techchick68, I figured the mods wouldn’t mind if it was just in a game like this is. I don’t intent to use this username outside of this thread (although I have accidentally messed up once) so I hope they’ll overlook it. Thanks for the reminder though, I will ask permission in future. \*\*

Yes, we DO mind. And we don’t grant permission for anything like this. I had an “alter ego” myself, and _I_ don’t use it, even when the situation just cries out for it.

Do NOT do anything like this again! Be very glad that I haven’t removed posting privileges from your primary username.

Lynn  
Administrator  
For the Straight Dope

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