# Tonight's meal

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 18, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220 "2013-03-18T02:33:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/1 "2013-03-18T02:33:04Z")

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Went to Elway’s at the Ritz tonight and had:

A few glasses of Prosecco  
A nice specialty cocktail with bourbon, blackberries and mint  
Some white wine  
A glass of jack Daniels single Barrel  
A lobster cocktail (3 lobster tails served over dry ice with honey blossom butter, remoulade, and cocktail sauce)  
French fries with truffle oil, shaved Parmesan, sea salt, and a side of garlic aioli  
Beef tartar with crustini  
A glass of 40 year port

Holy crap, kill me now

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/2 "2013-03-18T02:43:49Z")

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I’d eat that.

Lucky bastard.

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### Author: ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/3 "2013-03-18T03:01:36Z")

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Yum!  
I had crispy sweet breads with a havarti and procuitto, mac and cheese. A couple glasses of sancerre and moules meiniere. Steak tartare and belle gloss pinot noir followed with a cheese plate and some poached pears with a white chocolate goat cheese mousse. Coffee finished it off.

So full and happy:)

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### Author: ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/4 "2013-03-18T03:11:39Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> Yum!  
> I had crispy sweet breads with a havarti and procuitto, mac and cheese. A couple glasses of sancerre and moules meiniere. Steak tartare and belle gloss pinot noir followed with a cheese plate and some poached pears with a white chocolate goat cheese mousse. Coffee finished it off.
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> So full and happy:)

Awesome.

I freakin love Sancerre, hard to find in the states sometimes though.

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### Author: ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/5 "2013-03-18T03:23:36Z")

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Corned beef with cabbage, carrots, red potatoes, and onions here. And a glass (so far) of Guinness.

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### Author: ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/6 "2013-03-18T03:28:28Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Awesome.
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> I freakin love Sancerre, hard to find in the states sometimes though.

I really love it too! And yes, it is hard to find here with any regularity. Maybe it will catch on? One can hope!!

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### Author: ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/7 "2013-03-18T03:30:29Z")

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[Dreamfields low carb pasta](http://www.dreamfieldsfoods.com/) with sweet salted butter and [Rienzi](http://www.rienzifoods.com/) grated Parmesan cheese washed down with [Fiji artesian well water](http://www.fijiwater.com/).

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### Author: ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/8 "2013-03-18T23:36:41Z")

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damn, leftover chili, leftover garlic cheese bread, leftover poached pear in red wine. [I am the only one home tonight and am cleaning out the leftovers.]

_sob_

What I want -

a well marbled dry aged NY Strip steak, grilled black and blue, little salt and pepper  
artichokes with hollandaise for dipping  
chopped salad - romaine, spinach, little bit of carrot, radish, red onion, kalamata olives and garbanzo beans with mrAru’s homemade balsamic vinaigrette  
classic baked custard for dessert

Well, maybe Ill get that this weekend. Probably not the artichoke yet - not really in season yet. Though I normally use vinaigrette to dip, I think first really good chokes this spring I may splurge and make hollandaise.

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### Author: ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/9 "2013-03-18T23:43:49Z")

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2 frozen white castle cheesburgers and some orange pekoe tea with sucralose. Motts apple slices for desert.

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### Author: ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/10 "2013-03-19T00:08:33Z")

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Truffles are something I haven’t learned to like, but the rest sounds lovely.

I had a homemade caipirinha (read: the best kind of caipirinha) and a dish of peppers, gnocchi, and chicken sausage in tomato sauce. It’s a weeknight and I’m a mom, no restaurants for me.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/11 "2013-03-19T00:16:02Z")

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Tonight is panko-crusted chicken, glazed carrots and egg noodles. Yum!

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### Author: ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/12 "2013-03-19T00:17:42Z")

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Home-made chicken soup with quinoa.

Frozen Chicken pot pie.

Tamarind candy for dessert.

Beverage: water, espresso

A rather eclectic menu tonight…

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/13 "2013-03-19T00:20:25Z")

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Leftover spaghetti and meatballs. A glass of red.

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### Author: ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/14 "2013-03-19T01:06:46Z")

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My Saint Patrick’s Day dinner was Trader Joe’s Spicy Spinach (guess that’s the green part) Pizza topped with soy chorizo, all washed down with a Bushmills or two (or three…)

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### Author: ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/15 "2013-03-19T01:49:01Z")

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I’m still in Mexico so I’m eating fresh, fresh, fresh.

Tonight I walked downtown and bought some ham and pineapple empanadas with chimmichuri and a bottle of jamaica water. Took them home, mashed up an avocado, fried a few chips and reheated some plantains fried in butter with a squeeze of key lime.

If the postres truck should happen to come by later tonight I’ll buy myself a piece of key lime pie for dessert. If not, I’ll have a piece of watermelon and a couple of Jolly Ranchers.

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### Author: ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/16 "2013-03-19T02:39:59Z")

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Tony’s Three Chili Chicken and BBQ Pork Fried Rice from Lao Sze Chuan in Chicago.  
When they finally catch and execute me this is what I want for my last meal.

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### Author: ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/17 "2013-03-19T03:14:23Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Tony’s Three Chili Chicken and BBQ Pork Fried Rice from Lao Sze Chuan in Chicago.  
> When they finally catch and execute me this is what I want for my last meal.

Oh, hell yeah. That reminds me. It’s been close to a year since I’ve been to Lao Sze Chuan. I need to rectify that.

Today’s dinner was some kind of improvised chicken curry-esque dish, as well as methi thepla (fenugreek leaf roti/flatbread kind of things) to snack on.

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### Author: ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/18 "2013-03-19T05:24:13Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Went to Elway’s at the Ritz tonight and had:
> 
> A few glasses of Prosecco  
> A nice specialty cocktail with bourbon, blackberries and mint  
> Some white wine  
> A glass of jack Daniels single Barrel  
> A lobster cocktail (3 lobster tails served over dry ice with honey blossom butter, remoulade, and cocktail sauce)  
> French fries with truffle oil, shaved Parmesan, sea salt, and a side of garlic aioli  
> Beef tartar with crustini  
> A glass of 40 year port
> 
> Holy crap, kill me now

Wow, you wasted a ton of money on that. There’s a Doritos flavor for that now.

I was a pretentious idiot and they kicked me out, so don’t do what I did!

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### Author: ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/19 "2013-03-21T05:27:36Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> Wow, you wasted a ton of money on that. There’s a Doritos flavor for that now.
> 
> I was a pretentious idiot and they kicked me out, so don’t do what I did!

That does it. No more bath salts for me.

The cat’s trust fund is light on vegetables, and the library smells like goat cheese. Until i can get the Geneva convention to recognize salami as a deity, I’ll be forced to treat civil rights violations the same way that ventriloquists treat non-kosher foods. Tilda Swinton won’t clean my bathroom again until I acknowledge that space turtles may in fact be sentient.

Sooo glad there are $3 six inch subs at subway now. Those $5 footlongs were a rip off!

So glad I could clear things up.

No more bath salts starting tomorrow.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-meal/653220/20 "2013-03-21T05:32:14Z")

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Pasta prima vera, with summer squash, peppers and mushrooms.

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