# Tonight's Simpsons **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925 "2000-11-13T00:09:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/21 "2000-11-13T19:56:35Z")
Krusty’s book, ghost written by Updike, was only 20 pages long. Homer gossiping with God about Maude Flanders playing the field in Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/22 "2000-11-13T20:48:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Purd Werfect \* > \*\*Actually, the eclair erupted all over Tom Wolfe, leaving a large stain on his trademark white suit. He ripped the suit off, revealing a pristine new one underneath. \*\* You’re absolutely right. My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![bovary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@bovary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bovary)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/23 "2000-11-13T22:03:07Z")
simpsons just keeps getting better ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/24 "2000-11-13T23:45:06Z")
Did you know Fat Tony’s real name is Marion? You never learn, do you. ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/25 "2000-11-14T00:11:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > \*\*Did you know Fat Tony’s real name is Marion? > > You never learn, do you. \*\* Thanks for reminding me! Fat Tony: “Somebody in this room is a squealer.” Goon: “We’ve narrowed it down to Johnny(?) Tightlips and Jimmy(?) the Squealer.” ::Jimmy fidgets nervously, Johnny stays cool:: Jimmy the Squealer: “Alright! It was me! I just like to squeal!” ::Goons take Jimmy the Squealer to a back room and begin beating him. Cue quoted joke, as viewed by Homer.:: ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/26 "2000-11-14T03:22:41Z")
Christopher Walken reading “Good Night Moon” was some very funny stuff. I also enjoyed Dr. Nick’s diet but cannot remember the conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/27 "2000-11-14T04:01:59Z")
Dr Nick: On my diet, you can eat ANYTHING you want. Marge: And you’ll lose weight? Dr Nick: Maybe…it’s a free country. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925/28 "2000-11-14T06:14:19Z")
Where were you hit Johnny? I ain’t saying What should I tell the doctor? Tell em to suck a lemon. heehee [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-simpsons/40925.md?page=1)