# Tonights special: apologist apoplexy du rjung

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 17, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068 "2006-05-17T03:27:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/261 "2006-05-27T23:41:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Harborwolf]  
As long as nothing happens to the beer. Seems to be his next biggest obsession after Ike.  
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Perhaps we should cover **Ike** in beer, he might explode with ectasy.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/262 "2006-05-28T00:01:15Z")

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Which one of us?

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/263 "2006-05-28T00:29:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Ukulele Ike]  
Which one of us?  
[/QUOTE]

Who cares? It’s a win-win scenario for us.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/264 "2006-05-28T00:50:15Z")

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So how’s that Internet Bully Act working out fer ya, _amigo_? What say you take a break and go shoot some of those feral deer that have us all in danger? Or better yet, walk into your nearest recruitment office?

What’s that I hear? Oh! That’s right. Mohammeds shoot back.

Never mind. Your soldiers have enough to deal with without the smell of shit in your underpants.

Geeez, talk about overcompensating for a tiny dick…

Anyhow, cheers.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/265 "2006-05-28T02:09:25Z")

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[QUOTE=RedFury]  
So how’s that Internet Bully Act working out fer ya, _amigo_? What say you take a break and go shoot some of those feral deer that have us all in danger? Or better yet, walk into your nearest recruitment office?

What’s that I hear? Oh! That’s right. Mohammeds shoot back.

Never mind. Your soldiers have enough to deal with without the smell of shit in your underpants.

Geeez, talk about overcompensating for a tiny dick…

Anyhow, cheers.  
[/QUOTE]

I bet it took a lot of guts to come into this thread at this time, fight the popular consensus, go against the grain, and say that.

I’m impressed.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/266 "2006-05-28T02:40:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Scylla]  
I bet it took a lot of guts to come into this thread at this time, fight the popular consensus, go against the grain, and say that.

I’m impressed.  
[/QUOTE]  
Don’t knock it. Takes a lot of guts to come into a thread and say something that makes absolutely no sense.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/267 "2006-05-28T03:58:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Scylla]  
I’ve had them published, used by teachers in school, read over the radio, and been asked to have one turned into a film.  
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Bullshit.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/268 "2006-05-28T04:07:46Z")

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Isn’t **Scylla** violating the “No Joke Threads in the Pit” rule?

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/269 "2006-05-28T04:44:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Scylla]  
I bet it took a lot of guts to come into this thread at this time, fight the popular consensus, go against the grain, and say that.  
[/quote]

Wrong again. The notoriety of my views on this or any other matter have jackshit to do with popular opinion. Since you appear to have so much time for getting into I-net petty squabbles, you’re more than welcomed to research the prior statement in order to refute it.

More to the point, I’m usually the minority opinion, yet you manage to be a Triple X A-hole in just about all your posts. There’s something to be proud of: consistency. As in a consistently unbearable made-up cyber persona.

Congrats, Cro-Magnum residue.

> [@](#):
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> I’m impressed.

Hicks, rednecks and fascist fucks appear to impress quite easily. Never mind primates such as your self.

Thus I can’t say I’m surprised.

Here, let me help: [BIC](http://www.bicworld.com/index_en.asp). It’ll bring yiu into a whole new era.

Quite welcomed.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/270 "2006-05-28T05:05:55Z")

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[QUOTE=RickJay]  
Bullshit.  
[/QUOTE]  
[A question concerning fair usage of board material and copyrights](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=165646&highlight=blimps)

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/271 "2006-05-28T12:41:08Z")

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[QUOTE=RickJay]  
Bullshit.  
[/QUOTE]

How much do you want to bet?

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/272 "2006-05-28T14:08:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
[A question concerning fair usage of board material and copyrights](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=165646&highlight=blimps)  
[/QUOTE]  
Yeah, and a video of a young man with an amusing appearance engaging in a solo light saber fight went farther than that.

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/273 "2006-05-28T14:08:48Z")

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I’m hoping that you’re going to post a photo of your custom canvas director’s chair, **Scylla**. The one stencilled “Blimpmeister”. Perhaps with you and a few of the luminaries from Project Development at a big film company. You’d be humorously gesturing in their direction with a cattle prod and they’d be looking glad to know you.

Because then, who really could deny that you’re a Big Man on this message board? No-one, that’s who.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/274 "2006-05-28T14:40:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
Yeah, and a video of a young man with an amusing appearance engaging in a solo light saber fight went farther than that.  
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I’ve not seen the **Bush** video, and have no idea how popular it is, but that popularity is irrelevant to how far **Scylla** ’s works have gone. **RickJay** ’s call of bullshit was documentedly bullshit, and you appear to be allowing your distaste for **Scylla** get in the way of acknowleding that. **Scylla** is sometimes nuttier than a shithouse rat, but occasionally he writes well enough that others steal his work and attempt to claim it as their own. Has that ever happened to you **Mr. Barbarian**? I thought not.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/275 "2006-05-28T14:54:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
I’ve not seen the **Bush** video, and have no idea how popular it is, but that popularity is irrelevant to how far **Scylla** ’s works have gone.  
[/quote]  
My point was that the quality of the material (for which it is suggested we are at risk of jealousy) is independent of your citation to replication at other internet sites. For example, I recognize that many people bought the poster of a kitten hanging from a treelimb. I’ve never, however, been jealous of the talents of those who created it.

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> **RickJay** ’s call of bullshit was documentedly bullshit, and you appear to be allowing your distaste for **Scylla** get in the way of acknowleding that.

You’ve demonstrated nothing supportive of **Scylla’s** claims, have you? Which part of your clever link supports any of the following: “I’ve had them published, used by teachers in school, read over the radio, and been asked to have one turned into a film.”

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> **Scylla** is sometimes nuttier than a shithouse rat, but occasionally he writes well enough that others steal his work and attempt to claim it as their own. Has that ever happened to you **Mr. Barbarian**? I thought not.

Actually, it has, you silly twit. So think harder next time.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/276 "2006-05-28T15:07:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Scylla]  
How much do you want to bet?  
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Thanks guys, that takes me back to my first few school years.

Make sure you don’t bet your lunch money.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/277 "2006-05-28T15:09:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
Actually, it has, you silly twit.  
[/QUOTE]  
**BULLSHIT**.  
You’re just lying because you’re jealous of **Scylla**.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/278 "2006-05-28T15:38:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
**BULLSHIT**.  
You’re just lying because you’re jealous of **Scylla**.  
[/QUOTE]  
Not at all. One of my publications was a review article in the Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry. Someone else later wrote a manuscript reviewing the same literature and took large sections of my work without properly quoting them or attributing them. In the course of events, the manuscript was forwarded on to me, and the problems were corrected before they made it into print (fortunately for the authors of the other manuscript).

You whiny little bitch.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/279 "2006-05-28T16:18:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
Not at all. One of my publications was a review article…  
[/QUOTE]  
You’ve presented even less evidence than there is for **Scylla** ’s case. Why should anyone believe you when you can’t even meet that standard?

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tonights-special-apologist-apoplexy-du-rjung/357068/280 "2006-05-28T16:41:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
You’ve presented even less evidence than there is for **Scylla** ’s case. Why should anyone believe you when you can’t even meet that standard?  
[/QUOTE]  
Um, because if you choose not to believe me about the matter, I don’t care? How’s that work for you?

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