# Too \_\_\_\_\_\_ to \_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 8, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199 "2014-03-08T16:21:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/1 "2014-03-08T16:21:47Z")
As in Too wet to plow Too drunk to fish Got any? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/2 "2014-03-08T16:33:58Z")
Too legit to quit, of course. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/3 "2014-03-08T16:37:57Z")
too kool for skool! too windy to shovel gravel too wet to dance ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/4 "2014-03-08T17:10:06Z")
[Too Drunk to Fuck](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Drunk_to_Fuck), by the Dead Kennedys. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/5 "2014-03-08T19:47:56Z")
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. They’re called the Ghostbusters and they’re in control. ---
**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/6 "2014-03-08T21:40:50Z")
Too Pooped to Pop (Chuck Berry) Too Dumb to Live ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/7 "2014-03-08T21:46:18Z")
Too young to know better; Too old to care. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/8 "2014-03-09T05:04:02Z")
[A story too good to fact-check](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2014/03/06/a-story-too-good-to-check-paul-ryan-and-the-story-of-the-brown-paper-bag/). (Subject of discussion in [this Elections Forum thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=717683).) ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/9 "2014-03-09T05:37:40Z")
Too cold to snow. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/10 "2014-03-09T06:07:42Z")
\*Out every evening, until it was light He was too tired to make it, she was too tired to fight about it \*-Eagles ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/11 "2014-03-09T06:27:38Z")
Too good to be true. Too bad to be you. ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/12 "2014-03-09T22:25:44Z")
Too big to fail. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/13 "2014-03-09T23:56:53Z")
My intuition says you’re two sizes too big to wear that tu-tu; try that tunic. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/14 "2014-03-09T23:58:44Z")
> [@jerseymule](#): > > Too big to fail. And now, [too big to jail](http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/gangster-bankers-too-big-to-jail-20130214). (No, it’s not just Rolling Stone that used that headline. Google around for the phrase; it’s an established meme by now.) ETA: And speaking of banks, there’s this too: [Too Crooked to Fail](http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/bank-of-america-too-crooked-to-fail-20120314). ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/15 "2014-03-11T22:04:56Z")
My personal favorite … [Too Kinky to Torture.](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooKinkyToTorture) (TV tropes link, follow at your own risk) ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-______-to-____/683199/16 "2014-03-11T23:08:30Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > [Too Drunk to Fuck](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Drunk_to_Fuck), by the Dead Kennedys. There was also a parody called “Too Drunk to Swim” by a band called the Ted Kennedys. 😃