# Too: All you nice people... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548 "2003-04-04T20:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/1 "2003-04-04T20:36:48Z")
What`s the matter with all you nice people who avoid the PIT? I`ve avoided the PIT like the plague, until now that is. I never understood how strangers, in most cases, could attack each other and jam thier veiws down each others throats and then call anyone who disagrees with them a Fucko, Asshat, Cunt, or a total disgrace to society. You know who you are!! Well, I`ve decided to stop being nice all of a sudden. I think the rest of you nice people should join me. I`m suddenly going to feel good about attacking my fellow brethren and dropping the F-bomb whenever someone gets me upset. But I need practice. I want to know if this is really the path I want to go down. Let this be a practice thread for me and all the nice people who aren`t sure if they want to be mean yet. I`ll start. I don`t have any names yet so I`ll just generalize until some assclamp responds. I think nice people are just too lazy to agressively engage in the PIT. Yeah, lazy and uncommited. Probably stupid too. Too dumb to have a strong enough opinion on something to call someone else a fucktard. Oh yeah, and you`re probably all God fearing Christians who would not think twice about verbally attacking your fellow man (whimps). Or some moralistic diety challenged clod. Come on, stick up for your beliefs you cheeseshits! Don`t let some low post count asshat with a twisted username get you upset. Fight back!! Get pissed!! Idiots… Ahhhh, that felt good, but I`m just getting warmed up. Can`t really engage myself - I need some ammo, some material. Throw your best punch MR. Nicety Nice. Drop your biggest bomb on me and see if I can take it or not. If you can handle it! ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/2 "2003-04-04T20:41:10Z")
I love you. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/3 "2003-04-04T20:46:53Z")
You’re using the wrong apostrophe. Take that. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/4 "2003-04-04T20:47:43Z")
I love **Mtgman**. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Matthew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Mr.Matthew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Matthew)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/5 "2003-04-04T20:48:09Z")
Is it BYOSB? Mine’s in the shop for repairs. You know, **B** ring **Y** our **O** wn **S** oap **B** ox. ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/6 "2003-04-04T20:49:17Z")
And you used “Too:” when you should have used “To:”. Nya, nya, nya. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/7 "2003-04-04T20:50:24Z")
Aw, I love you guys too. Wait, this isn`t working. Don`t respond unless you have something mean to say damnit!! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/8 "2003-04-04T20:51:29Z")
I think you meant your thread title to say: **"To: All you nice people…"** I have no patience for bad spelling or typographical errors. You should use the preview function before you post a new thread. You are a sloppy and inattentive Doper. I usually would not flame somebody so harshly, but too much is too much! is that still too nice or are you really looking to get hammered? ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/9 "2003-04-04T20:56:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > **Aw, I love you guys too.** **GROUP HUG!!!** (C’mon, you know you want to! I bet we can exude so much brotherly love and warmth that the whole BBQ Pit will just evaporate! Or turn into a picnic!) ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/10 "2003-04-04T20:57:21Z")
DTC - you are a disgrace to mean people. Plaese stop before you get all the mean people upset. I don`t want any of them to get wind of this post and fuck it all up! Remember, nice people only. Hey, what the hell did you open the thread for anyway, the title said NICE PEOPLE right in it! Can`t you read!?? Hammer me ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/11 "2003-04-04T21:01:47Z")
So, Whuckfistle… Let me get this straight: You want to start jumping in with no purpose other than to stir up shit? You want to refuse to address points other people make except to insult them and use foul language. You want to contribute absolutely nothing to a discussion, except to ensure enough complete inanity and second-grade level shit-slinging to keep it pit-worthy? You want to simply rant and rave and curse, traipsing around spewing your bilgewater all over anyone who has the temerity to disagree with your oh-so-sacred cows? Too bad, mouth-breathing skidmark-boy, Gary Cumshot already has that job. My advice: stick with being nice, and throw the occasional “dickholster” or “assmunch” in there for flavor. Pit-iful behaviour is like spice. A dash here and there adds zest and keeps the juices flowing… But only jerks live entirely on packets of taco seasoning… NYAH-HAHAHAHAHA (maniacal laughter, no doubt occasioned by too much cilantro…) ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/12 "2003-04-04T21:18:04Z")
I’d just like to add that in Jamaica there is a wonderful method of preparing food called “jerking”. Nothing like creating jerky, which thinly slices, seasons, and dries meat. I found a nice description [here](http://www.dianaskitchen.com/page/poultry/jerkchk.htm) > [@](#): > > “JERK: This method of cooking pork and chicken dates back to the Carib-Arawak Indians who inhabited Jamaica. After capturing an animal and thoroughly cleaning and gutting it, the Indians placed it in a deep pit lined with stones and covered with green wood, which, when burned, would smoke heavily and add to the flavor. But first, the carcass was “jerked” with a sharp object to make holes, which were stuffed with a variety of spices. The holes also allowed heat to escape without loss of moisture. > The results were superb. The meat was not only wonderfully spiced, but moist and tender.” Having been to Jamaica and having had jerk chicken I highly recommend it if you like spicy food. And I still love you guys. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/13 "2003-04-04T21:19:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrLizardo \* > \*\*So, Whuckfistle… Let me get this straight: > > You want to start jumping in with no purpose other than to stir up shit? You want to refuse to address points other people make except to insult them and use foul language. You want to contribute absolutely nothing to a discussion, except to ensure enough complete inanity and second-grade level shit-slinging to keep it pit-worthy? You want to simply rant and rave and curse, traipsing around spewing your bilgewater all over anyone who has the temerity to disagree with your oh-so-sacred cows? > \*\* Yup, that`s my intent. Why, you got a problem with that? Fucko! You think you`re all high and mighty with all your elegant prose and your descriptive analogies. Wait `till I get home tonight and polish off a fifth of John Daniels. Then you`ll see some walls come down and some new asses get drilled!! ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/14 "2003-04-04T21:23:03Z")
I am dying to use some of my newly aquired dope-isms, because irl I can’t call someone a “fucknugget” or “shit-stain”, so I am just waiting for someone to rile me up…any takers? Yeah…I didn’t think so…I am still leary of the pit, but it sure makes for an entertaining read! Margo ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/15 "2003-04-04T21:23:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > \*\*DTC - you are a disgrace to mean people. > > Plaese stop before you get all the mean people upset. I don`t want any of them to get wind of this post and fuck it all up! Remember, nice people only. Hey, what the hell did you open the thread for anyway, the title said NICE PEOPLE right in it! Can`t you read!?? > > Hammer me \*\* What do you mean I’m not nice? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT FUCKING NICE? Listen here you frog-felching, snotty little assweevil. I’m the nicest fucking poster on these boards and if anyone says otherwise I’ll chew out their eyeballs and piss in the sockets! When I see a thread title asking “nice people,” that thread is asking for ME, motherfucker! You obviously can’t recognize niceness when you see it. You are an ignorant and deluded fool. You do not deserve my niceness nor my helpful criticisms. Fuck you! How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/16 "2003-04-04T21:30:45Z")
whuchfistle said: > [@](#): > > Yup, that`s my intent. Why, you got a problem with that? Fucko! Come to think of it… No. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/17 "2003-04-04T21:31:15Z")
Ok, **Mtgman** gets a pass. Because we love each other. But everyone else has to be mean!! **Mr. Matthew** ,very funny. Yeah, I just got that soapbox thing. Asshat!! How dare you attack my reason for starting a thread and then assume it`s merely a soapbox!! These mean skills are gonna take a while to hone. I have to be able to pick out harmful sarcasm now too? ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/18 "2003-04-04T21:32:05Z")
FUCK YOU! …and have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/19 "2003-04-04T21:32:35Z")
**whuck** , I was all set to follow you to anger and seething rage. Then I noticed that you added an extraneous **h** to the word “wimp.” (What sort of wimp misspells his own epithet?) Following which I noticed that you are another person who seems to believe there is great power in setting menus (although I don’t know where one would find a “moralistic” _diety_–do you, perhaps, have some odd way of looking at _kashrut_?). I’m afraid that I am simply not eager to go raging down the corridors in the van of someone who really does not use language effectively. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548/20 "2003-04-04T21:35:56Z")
_Still_ using the wrong apostrophes… try the one over there ==\> next to the Enter key, rather than … umm… no key for that… up and to the left (great, now we’re going to get all the people doing searches for threads about Kennedy assassinations…). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-all-you-nice-people/166548.md?page=2)