# Too many liberals spoil the broth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 19, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991 "2012-08-19T19:27:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/61 "2012-08-20T02:44:48Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Word just came down from the technical staff here on the SDMB: you all can expect a roughly 12% increase in the speed of board functions, now that the OP’s enormous martyr complex isn’t choking up the bandwidth.

Why don’t we see a “banned” status for him?

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/62 "2012-08-20T02:49:35Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Why don’t we see a “banned” status for him?

I don’t think he was banned – he just took his ball and went home after all the kids made fun of him.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/63 "2012-08-20T03:00:41Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Well, as long as he follows what he promises, that he is leaving for good

There’s zero chance of that.

Trolls never leave.

People who announce they’re leaving never leave.

Slimey’s both, now.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/64 "2012-08-20T03:08:42Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> There’s zero chance of that.
> 
> Trolls never leave.
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> People who announce they’re leaving never leave.
> 
> Slimey’s both, now.

Well, you are mostly right on that one, Seethruart, of moon bases and ufos in all the NASA moon photographs fame, never returned after several epic threads.

But others, like Chief Pedant tell us that they are leaving for good and just come back as soon as racist bat signals appear to attract his reprehensible fancy.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/65 "2012-08-20T03:23:01Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> There’s zero chance of that.
> 
> Trolls never leave.
> 
> People who announce they’re leaving never leave.
> 
> Slimey’s both, now.

I agree. Can the mods ban him please, to force him to be honest … once?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/66 "2012-08-20T03:31:20Z")

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> [@greenslime1951](#):
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> There’s nothing here for me, and you can interpret that as a manifestation of my own peculiarities rather than any failings on your parts, if you wish.

'kay.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/67 "2012-08-20T03:32:22Z")

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I have to agree with **Kamino Neko** , he’s just off pouting but in the not too distant future we’ll be treated to more of his particular brand of scum-fuckery.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/68 "2012-08-20T03:34:17Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> People who announce they’re leaving never leave.

Nah, there have been a few examples. Lekatt was one. He stayed for a long time and announced he was leaving several times and did eventually do so. Most “announcers” are religious people who hang around in the echo chamber of their own church and become convinced they can show up atheists with a few well placed zingers, then discover it is all a bit harder than that, actually. They run like hell when they realise that their religious immune system is in grave danger and they need to bolt before they catch a bad dose of doubt.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/69 "2012-08-20T03:42:36Z")

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So far Liberal hasn’t come back…

Last Activity: 07-30-2010 03:57 PM

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**Author:** ![Shoujin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoujin/32/3884_2.png) [@Shoujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoujin)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/70 "2012-08-20T03:44:13Z")

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[Perhaps he went back to where he came from.](http://youtu.be/T0RvE6INlEU) Look for the appearance at 1:13.😃

Slime, I mean.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/71 "2012-08-20T04:07:57Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Why don’t we see a “banned” status for him?

> [@Finagle](#):
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> I don’t think he was banned – he just took his ball and went home after all the kids made fun of him.

That’s a benefit to the rest of us. We get to continue having fun in this thread as long as he’s not banned. The moment the ban hammer comes down, this thread is gonna be locked.

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/72 "2012-08-20T04:41:22Z")

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_shrugs_ He’s right.

Citepanzee is classic …

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/73 "2012-08-20T05:53:17Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out…

Yeah, the Mods really dislike having to disinfect the door…

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/74 "2012-08-20T09:19:08Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out…

On the other hand, if it happens to whack you in the nuts, well…

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**Author:** ![GreasyJack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@GreasyJack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreasyJack)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/75 "2012-08-20T09:32:55Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Oh, I have the theory that guys like greenslime are indeed aware that as soon as a cite is produced by them that we will notice right away what kind of poisoned wells they enjoy taking sips of.

I think you may be right there. Remember the thread when he attempted a Conservapedia cite? Classic.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/76 "2012-08-20T10:16:15Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> In case anyone is wondering, here’s the thread that greeny was complaining about:  
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=661677&page=4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=661677&page=4)  
> Post 151 contains the insult to greeny.  
> Post 156 contains the responding insults by greeny.  
> Post 157 formally warns greeny.  
> Post 158 warns the person who launched a single insult against greeny.

How typically liberal of you to provide cites and evidence and facts and stuff. This is exactly the sort of behavior **greenslime** has repeatedly decried. It’s no wonder he left. Facts are for pussies.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/77 "2012-08-20T11:14:43Z")

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You know, all this time, I’d been misremembering [Alex Mack](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBxoSU_4xCU) as disappearing into green slime. Must have been thinking Casper or something…

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/78 "2012-08-20T11:26:47Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Damn, September can’t come soon enough.

Why? Is that when the Douchepocalypse is supposed to happen?

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**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/79 "2012-08-20T12:20:56Z")

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(What’s a waive ring?) 😕

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-many-liberals-spoil-the-broth/631991/80 "2012-08-20T12:24:26Z")

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> [@tapu](#):
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> (What’s a waive ring?) 😕

Doesn’t matter. \*\*WarmNPrickly \*\*hasn’t seen one.

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