# "Too Much Time On My Hands" (Styx) question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074 "2011-10-18T22:09:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![CheeseDonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@CheeseDonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheeseDonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/1 "2011-10-18T22:09:28Z")

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Please tell me I’m not going crazy.

I could have sworn that, at one time, Styx’s song “Too Much Time on My Hands” had the line “is it any wonder I’m not a terrorist,” or something along those lines, in it.

However, when I Google the above line, I get only one result.

That song had that line in it at one point, right?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/2 "2011-10-18T22:22:43Z")

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Just listened to the song. Nope, no word “terrorist” in it. Tommy Shaw does sing, “Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?” then later in the song he sings, “Is it any wonder I’m not the President?” So take your pick of which word you misheard for “terrorist.” 😃

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/3 "2011-10-18T22:23:34Z")

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No, don’t remember the “terrorist” line.

And I was, er, a big Styx fan back in the day. :o

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/4 "2011-10-18T23:17:46Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Just listened to the song. Nope, no word “terrorist” in it. Tommy Shaw does sing, “Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?” then later in the song he sings, “Is it any wonder I’m not the President?” So take your pick of which word you misheard for “terrorist.” 😃

That is how I remember it.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/5 "2011-10-18T23:18:51Z")

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I, too, for reasons that may or may not be obvious, have a certain amount of Styx knowledge.

I never heard ‘terrorist’.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/6 "2011-10-18T23:35:09Z")

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No terrorist line and yeah, big Styx fan.

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**Author:** ![bytheway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@bytheway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bytheway)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/7 "2011-10-19T07:54:45Z")

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That line may have been in the version on “Caught In the Act.”

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/8 "2011-10-19T13:18:13Z")

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> [@bytheway](#):
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> That line may have been in the version on “Caught In the Act.”

I suspect you’re right, because the line sounds familiar, and that album (on cassette!) was my introduction to the song.

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**Author:** ![CheeseDonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@CheeseDonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheeseDonkey)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-much-time-on-my-hands-styx-question/600074/9 "2011-11-24T14:02:12Z")

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> [@bytheway](#):
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> That line may have been in the version on “Caught In the Act.”

After a month of searching, that is correct. That line was used on the album “Caught in the Act.”
