# Too Proud to Die - the Fighting Ignorants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 19, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657 "2010-04-19T19:58:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/641 "2010-07-27T22:28:47Z")

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**Melon** will immediately use what healing magic he can to heal the people who need it most.

Edit: And Trotman can piss off! We’re not employees, we’re contractors. \>:]

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/642 "2010-07-28T04:12:28Z")

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Whenever I get well enough to cast (not sure about the rules for negative HP/0), I have 2 healing spells still ready (don’t need to relearn them). I get 1 of them and the other for the next worse off.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/643 "2010-07-28T04:45:29Z")

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“Good morning everyone. I’m feeling tip-top! Shall we go inform Trotman of our condition and perhaps think of taking a break in town?”

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/644 "2010-07-28T21:40:55Z")

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If Melon cures Wolvie then the latter will be able to use his previously granted spells (not quite per Gygax but let’s throw you a bone here). As for Trotman pissing off, do please remember he’s your guide and you had enough trouble in the marsh _with_ his help 😉

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/645 "2010-07-28T22:07:25Z")

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“Maybe we should inform him that we’re alive so he doesn’t leave us but I don’t think fighting back through the frogs is a good idea if we’re just going to come back here. On the other hand if we’re going to drop that damn urn and say we’re done the lets get the hells out of here.”

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/646 "2010-07-29T14:00:48Z")

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I think we should figure out what has defiled this place to the point that the dead are rising. It’s no wonder the town hired us to do this job. I can’t really blame them for not wanting to go near this place.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/647 "2010-07-30T00:20:00Z")

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I say we finish the job, but perhaps we should get our buddy some help.  
And oops, I had the pitons to lock the doors but lets just assume I did that.

I’ll also keep Magic Missile around for today. Maybe this time i’ll get to use it…

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/648 "2010-07-30T01:42:16Z")

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Out of game note:

It’s too bad I’m not a Final Fantasy XI Thief. I could use ‘Flee’ to chain all the mobs out of the zone, which would give us free reign to explore while they slowly walked back to their spawn points.

Of course if this was FFXI, a level 1 THF can be defeated by a bunny rabbit.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/649 "2010-07-30T14:28:31Z")

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I’ll reload Magic Missile as well

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/650 "2010-08-03T21:04:15Z")

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Out of game note: I’m in Tokyo now, so if things really get bad, I summon Godzilla.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/651 "2010-08-03T21:11:51Z")

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\*\*Wolverine \*\*regains 8hp and is fit and well. He repays \*\*Melon \*\*to the tune of 3hp which with overnight healing means he is only 1 down, then cures \*\*Oredigger \*\*right back to full health. \*\*Appleciders \*\*is still down 5 despite the night’s rest, and you’re out of clerical cures for now. Options?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/652 "2010-08-03T21:32:55Z")

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Point and laugh?

(Gotta go. Hopefully will find net cafe to post in the next 48 hours)

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/653 "2010-08-04T01:55:10Z")

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“Splitting up might be a good idea. Let’s take the healthy part of the party forward until we meet some resistance and then retreat back here. We can let the rest of you heal up and gain some information on what’s ahead to decide if we want to try and finish this or head back to town.”

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/654 "2010-08-04T13:37:57Z")

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Do you really think splitting the party is a wise idea? 'Cause I sure don’t.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/655 "2010-08-04T14:35:49Z")

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“Well, it seems a better idea then waiting here and hopeing nothing finds us until we’re ready or tryig to fight our way back through the swamp with injured people or trying to explore with people who may not be able to run from what we find.”

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/656 "2010-08-05T20:56:12Z")

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Why not wait here, and rest up? We have the pitons, we have the tools and equipment, and hey, if shit gets real, we’ll be where the action is.

First rule of Staying alive though: YOU NEVER SPLIT UP THE PARTY!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/657 "2010-08-05T22:54:40Z")

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I need a consensus from you guys before I can say what happens next…

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/658 "2010-08-08T06:50:43Z")

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Out of game note:

Does anyone even care any more? Honestly, maybe it’s the jet lag and the tiredness talking, bu this is moving at a snail’s pace and I’m not convinced that people are really contributing/enjoying in this game.

Back to the game: “Of course we stick together and stay here until everyone is healed. If we really want to notify Trotter or w/e our guides name is, I am the only one who could possibly sneak back to his location and return here undetected. I’m usually quite better than my recent track record suggests, honest.”

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/659 "2010-08-08T14:15:21Z")

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oog note: This is pretty much the only thread I regularly check on SD when I can get online, so I hope it still continues. Perhaps if there are some who don’t want to continue playing, we could look into substitutions or use that as a basis to split the party or maybe looking into the (very old) reserve list to maybe give someone else a chance to come into this game, now that they know the slower pacing of it?/end OOG

“The Thief actually speaks well on this note. As much as I hate to admit it, he’s got a point, and I too believe we should stay together. I will lend my pitons to the cause of barring the doors and such.”

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/too-proud-to-die-the-fighting-ignorants/536657/660 "2010-08-08T14:20:43Z")

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**Melon** agrees with the plan that **ToeJam** and **Auto** suggest and helps set up barricades out of whatever’s handy.

“ **Auto** , when you return, the password is… bacon.”

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