No, no, no!
Don’t buy the big gray mass, buy the tool that the site advertises.
I think they’re less than $5 at any hardware store.
And I usually save the priests’ time and effort: I just take the gray mass to the church and leaving it in that basin of water by the entrance for them. Hey, it’s a mass for their mass, right? 
—G!
You’re an atheist, really?
Yep! I swear to god!
I have had my own house for 5 years and have NEVER used my socket wrenches. Everything else on your list has gotten used multiple times, but the socket wrenches haven’t been used once.
Oh, and I agree with whoever said to add in a set of Allen wrenches. I use mine almost as often as my screwdrivers.
A razel.
An unbelievably useful and versatile tool. My wife loves hers.
Great suggestions so far. I’ll take three Snapon screwdrivers over a 20 pack of Craftsman. You can also get Williams which is S-O’s industrial brand. Much cheaper and identical quality.
Forget the WD40, it’s useless. Instead, get a can of PB Blaster. That’s a proper penetrating oil that works wonders. A roll of Gorilla Duct tape and a roll of self sealing silicone repair tape are good additions.