# Toothbrush ads often say that their product will massage gums

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 20, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366 "2012-10-20T22:20:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![janeslogin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@janeslogin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janeslogin)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/1 "2012-10-20T22:20:00Z")

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Is massaging of gums beneficial or is this just another marketing pitch?

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**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/2 "2012-10-21T00:08:02Z")

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cleaning them is, massaging not so much. I don’t play a dentist on TV but I am one in real life.

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**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/3 "2012-10-21T00:09:34Z")

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Also those huge lines of toothpaste on the toothbrush, way mor than you need, pea sized dab is pleanty

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/4 "2012-10-21T00:15:35Z")

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Possibly massage more than [the gums](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=668925&highlight=celery) (NSFW).

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/5 "2012-10-21T00:37:18Z")

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> [@janeslogin](#):
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> Tooth ads often say that their product will massage gums

Who’s selling teeth these days?

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**Author:** ![janeslogin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@janeslogin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janeslogin)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/6 "2012-10-21T23:05:47Z")

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> [@Xema](#):
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> Who’s selling teeth these days?

Title line should have read " Tooth **brush** ads often say that their product will massage gums "

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/7 "2012-10-22T17:19:22Z")

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Fixed. 😃

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**Author:** ![typoink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@typoink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typoink)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/8 "2012-10-22T21:33:43Z")

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> [@rsat3acr](#):
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> cleaning them is, massaging not so much. I don’t play a dentist on TV but I am one in real life.

Years ago my dentist recommended massaging my gums with one of those pointy-rubber-nubs-on-a-stick to reduce inflammation. Was he just in the pocket of Big Nub Stick?

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**Author:** ![ethelbert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@ethelbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ethelbert)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothbrush-ads-often-say-that-their-product-will-massage-gums/638366/9 "2012-10-23T16:35:45Z")

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> [@typoink](#):
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> Years ago my dentist recommended massaging my gums with one of those pointy-rubber-nubs-on-a-stick to reduce inflammation. Was he just in the pocket of Big Nub Stick?

My favorite post of the week. I will henceforth be scouring the news for evidence of nefarious plots by Big Nub Stick. Does Obamacare cover those things? If not, why not?
