# Toothpaste

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 15, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553 "2001-11-15T16:40:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![WH1TE-T1GERESS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/48db29/32.png) [@WH1TE-T1GERESS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WH1TE-T1GERESS)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/1 "2001-11-15T16:40:37Z")

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I use Colgate what about you ??

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### Author: ![peanut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5e925/32.png) [@peanut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peanut)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/2 "2001-11-15T16:44:53Z")

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I’m a Crest kid myself. I won’t use anything else. Colgate leaves a weird film inside my mouth and Aqua Fresh leaves a strange aftertaste. However, when I was younger, I really liked Aim. Do they still make that brand??

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### Author: ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/3 "2001-11-15T23:18:30Z")

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Crest Gel.

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### Author: ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/4 "2001-11-15T23:45:46Z")

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Yep, they still make Aim. Tastes gross as hell, though.  
I prefer Crest, but NOT NOT NOT gel. For some reason, I hate gel toothpastes. I will use any non-gel (even baking-soda flavored! eew) before I will make myself put that vile stuff in my mouth.  
I especially like the Crest that is blue with little white chunkies in it. I think it’s just the novelty of a polka-dot toothpaste…  
I also prefer toothbrushes with “medium” bristles.

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### Author: ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/5 "2001-11-15T23:58:57Z")

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I use whatever I get on sale. I’d have to go look to tell you what I’m using right now.

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### Author: ![Justin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ab097/32.png) [@Justin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/6 "2001-11-16T00:02:35Z")

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I use Aim, and like the taste alright. Crest and Colgate taste sick to me.

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### Author: ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/7 "2001-11-16T00:04:08Z")

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I’ve been using Crest Dual Action Whitening Formula. It’s really strong and kinda gritty, but I want nice white teeth!

Rose

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### Author: ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/8 "2001-11-16T00:07:52Z")

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I use Colgate Total. I don’t ever recall using a toothpaste that I found disgusting. Gels, pastes, Crest, Colgate, doesn’t really matter. I just use Total because it promises to clean my teeth and protect my gums and change the oil in my car and all kinds of fun stuff.

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### Author: ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/9 "2001-11-16T00:08:10Z")

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Crest regular paste. Tastes like Wintergreen, the only kind I can use without gagging. I viciously hate the taste of toothpaste, and this seems to be the only kind I can keep in my mouth.  
**Justin** , it just clicked where your sig line came from. Metallica fan? 😃

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### Author: ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/10 "2001-11-16T00:13:15Z")

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Tom’s of Maine. So good you could almost make sandwiches with it.

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/11 "2001-11-16T00:23:55Z")

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Tartar Control Crest

I went about 7 years between dentist visits and had no probs at all!

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### Author: ![geepee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@geepee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geepee)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/12 "2001-11-16T00:47:56Z")

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Gibbs SR toothpaste and sometimes colgate , with listerine afterwards

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### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/13 "2001-11-16T00:53:18Z")

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Crest Dual Action Whitening Formula  
FWIW, I also use Cool Mint Listerine. I have this strong abberation for pure paste toothpastes… they give me a higher gag factor. There’s this weird thing about mint paste that makes me gag if it travels too far into my mouth. It also means I throw up on occasion from swallowing a miniscule amount of mint toothpaste.

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### Author: ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/14 "2001-11-16T01:02:49Z")

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Some Ayurvedic formula that I get at my local health food store. I don’t have any interest in adopting Ayurvedic practices, the store is just most convenient because it’s right next door. Plus the toothpaste has a lovely anise flavor to it.

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### Author: ![phantomdiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5e925/32.png) [@phantomdiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phantomdiver)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/15 "2001-11-16T01:03:46Z")

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Paging **SPOOFE**. . . SPOOFE, please report to aisle 4 . . . SPOOFE\< please report to aisle 4.

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### Author: ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/16 "2001-11-16T01:06:27Z")

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I swear, _half_ of **phantomdiver** ’s posts are me accidentally posting as her . . .

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### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/17 "2001-11-16T01:08:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Question from the “Ask Spoofe” thread_  
> What’s your favorite brand of toothpaste?
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> > _Spoofe’s answer_  
> > Colgate. It burns less.

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### Author: ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/18 "2001-11-16T01:13:05Z")

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Parodontax.  
[http://www.parodontax.nl/](http://www.parodontax.nl/)

It’s Dutch, it’s got sea weed in it, and everyone thinks it’s disgusting. I love it.

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/19 "2001-11-16T01:32:03Z")

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Close-Up classic red gel. It’s kinda minty, but not _too_ minty, which I like. And it’s red, which is fun for some reason.

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### Author: ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toothpaste/93553/20 "2001-11-16T01:38:33Z")

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congealed blood of the thrice-damned; whitening formula.

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