# Top 10 Greatest SDMB Threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 24, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708 "2003-01-24T21:04:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/21 "2003-01-25T05:46:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blalron \* > \*\*1,500 posts and you don’t know how to hyperlink threads?! Shame, shame! \*\* * * * I don’t know how to do it either. But the one that **jarbabyj** started in December '02 called Will Somebody Please Stop the Farting? was a classic. I was in tears reading it and had to print the whole thing to save. ---
**Author:** ![Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_in_the_Snow)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/22 "2003-01-25T10:47:06Z")
This is pure [comedy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38764&highlight=mushrooms) gold ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/23 "2003-01-25T22:15:28Z")
Any more? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/24 "2003-01-25T22:48:15Z")
There was a bathroom thread, the title of which I can’t remember, about grossest bathroom experiences. I recall it as the “dead junkie” thread. Also liked the “prehensile rectum” thread, and the “I have a serious case of Wolf-ass” ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/25 "2003-01-25T22:48:57Z")
I rather enjoyed **Sue Duhnym** ’s "[So I was sucking my husband’s dick…"](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55273) And also **lno** ’s [My rage burns with the fire of a million suns.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62082) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/26 "2003-01-26T06:29:48Z")
Wow. 1518 replies on the LOTR thread. How many posts are in Gay Guy 1-5? FWIW some of my favorites were TMI, Very Vaguely Creepy, an ebay rant by typo mna, and a thread by Billy Rubin that was so funny I don’t even remember what is was about. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/27 "2003-01-27T00:47:21Z")
ATGG IV - 370 replies, 13062 views ATGG III - 303 replies, 7491 views ATGG II - 385 replies, 6205 views ATGG I - 452 replies, 6213 views That’s 1,510 replies and 32,971 views. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/28 "2003-01-27T01:33:15Z")
“Funniest Things Hear While Making Love” is at the top of my list. "Is that a leg?’ takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/29 "2003-01-27T05:15:55Z")
A great giggle was **Chronolicht** ’s [infamous goat cannon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41020&highlight=goat+cannon) thread. ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/30 "2003-01-27T06:21:21Z")
[This one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=104153&highlight=hurricane) has got to be up there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/31 "2003-01-27T13:34:42Z")
The Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer one that was moved to Cafe Society this Xmas. That one is a holiday tradition. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/32 "2003-01-27T13:55:14Z")
I have [this thread bookmarked.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97977) It has links to some of the best threads ever. Some of the links have links to even other great threads. WARNING!!! Be prepared for a few hours-- even days-- worth of sitting in front of you computer and getting nothing done. That thread is a rabbit-hole time suck! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/33 "2003-01-27T20:04:38Z")
[Ah, here is the one I mentioned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=149634) ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/34 "2003-01-28T02:46:22Z")
Ahem. :o [1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=143484) First one [2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2671808#post2671808) Houston has Superheroes too [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147910) ATMB post-count pad scheme [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=148182) A very personal moment shared with the Board [5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=148942) Which won great critical praise and spawned the beloved catch phrase “fuckingly similar to the manner of shit.” > [@](#): > > Woah, this is the only thread I’ve ever opened that made me stagger back in fright. Big Bold Red Letters=Wearia needs a change of underpants. [6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151136) An important Message from God [7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151561) A large dilemma Ho hum. :o ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708/35 "2003-02-02T02:18:42Z")
After a slow start, this turned in to a great [Monkey and Moose thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=159394). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-greatest-sdmb-threads/150708.md?page=1)