# Top 10 Weirdest Celebrities

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 14, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322 "2003-10-14T04:22:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/1 "2003-10-14T04:22:34Z")

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[This site](http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/becksmith.jsp?p=49) claims to list the ten weirdest celebrities:

1. Michael Jackson
2. Courtney Love
3. Nick Nolte
4. David Blaine
5. Christina Aguilera
6. Gary Busey
7. Lil’ Kim
8. Anne Heche
9. Nic Cage
10. Penny Marshall

Okay, I think we can all agree on Michael Jackson. But come on, do they expect us to believe Penny Marshall is stranger than Crispin Glover?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/2 "2003-10-14T04:34:15Z")

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I’m stunned Christoper Walken is nowhere on that list.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/3 "2003-10-14T04:44:53Z")

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Ed Wood and his coterie out-weird most of them. Also, Rondo Hatton.

I’d put Sammy Davis Jr. and John Astin in between Gary Busey and Li’l Kim.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/4 "2003-10-14T05:08:06Z")

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I agree that Crispin Glover should be WAY up there. David Arquette is pretty spastic, too.

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**Author:** ![Robert\_Lehnert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecb155/32.png) [@Robert\_Lehnert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert_Lehnert)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/5 "2003-10-14T05:13:35Z")

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No Sean Young?

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/6 "2003-10-14T05:17:16Z")

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Or Angelina Jolie?

Or Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob Thornton?

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/7 "2003-10-14T06:18:15Z")

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Just my orinion, but the impression I get from watching his interviews is that Christopher Walken is actually a very stable, level-headed guy who’s having a lot of fun with the fact that he can play a psychotic freak so well. Despite how weird the characters he plays are, I haven’t seen anything to indicate he’s like that in real life.

Other than that, I agree with the votes for Glover, Jolie and Young.

Sean Penn used to be quite the freak, but I haven’t heard much about his antics lately. Has he settled down?

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/8 "2003-10-14T06:21:07Z")

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Just in case you were wondering…

orinion = moronic opinion

[sub]Preview, damnit! Preview![/sub]

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/9 "2003-10-14T06:40:48Z")

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Another vote for Billy Bob and Lolie.

I am very fond of Christopher Walken, so I am heartened to hear that he probably isn’t quite so freaky in real life.

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**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/10 "2003-10-14T07:10:11Z")

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How about Jeff Goldblum? He always seems kind of disoriented, like the people who call talk shows and leave their radios on

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/11 "2003-10-14T07:22:20Z")

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Some others to consider:

Marlon Brando  
Keith Richards  
Maryln Manson  
Shirley MacLaine  
Rip Taylor  
Mike Tyson  
Prince Charles  
Prince  
George W. Bush  
Sandra Bernhard  
James Lipton

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/12 "2003-10-14T10:10:05Z")

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Tom Green  
Mike Tyson

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/13 "2003-10-14T12:12:42Z")

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Robert Downey Jr.

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/14 "2003-10-14T12:45:54Z")

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The late, great **Tiny Tim**.

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/15 "2003-10-14T12:47:50Z")

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If we’re allowed dead people:

Salvador Dali

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/16 "2003-10-14T13:13:30Z")

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Christina Aguilera? She’s not weird. She’s cultivated an image of being weird to sell records. I mean, no-one’s really suckered in by the skanky clothes and all are they?

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/17 "2003-10-14T13:24:13Z")

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How about Bjork?

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/18 "2003-10-14T13:33:58Z")

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I immediately thought “Crispin Glover” when I saw the title. I see that I am in agreement with the OP here. I get the warm fuzzies from that.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/19 "2003-10-14T13:53:40Z")

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**Krokodil** – what was so weird about John Astin?

I’m not positive Bill-Bob Thornton really is weird – I think it might be some weird postmodern commentary on celebrity.

And, yeah, there’s lots of people weirder than Penny Marshall.

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-10-weirdest-celebrities/207322/20 "2003-10-14T13:59:53Z")

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Of the top of my head I’d say Emo Philips and David Sedaris should be on the list. I think they’re both hilarious, but they can be twisted!

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