# Top 3 SDMB Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429 "2014-11-03T06:31:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/41 "2014-11-07T02:58:34Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’m really tempted to revive it right now because someone posted a YouTube clip to the film that has the alternate ending exactly as described (though you can’t hear the sound.) Wouldn’t that end the debate? Absolutely. It would not only end the debate here, but probably allow us to shut down the internet and go do something productive with our lives. Please do post a link! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/42 "2014-11-07T03:44:27Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Absolutely. It would not only end the debate here, but probably allow us to shut down the internet and go do something productive with our lives. Please do post a link! No, you misunderstand. Someone already posted the link in that thread. And people are still arguing about it. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/43 "2014-11-07T03:51:43Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/44 "2014-11-07T04:00:36Z")
> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#): > > [Woman behold thy daughter, daughter thy mother, & BOTH OF YOU LOSE MY NUMBER!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326481) I came in here to post this. I still remember the first time I read this and tried to explain to everyone why I was bent over double and red in the face. (_I’m starting to see the head of the argument . . ._) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/45 "2014-11-07T04:04:48Z")
The ladle. And I’m not posting a link. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/46 "2014-11-07T04:48:27Z")
Sorry, that was a false alarm. The alternate ending to Big remains unresolved. Now I feel I must contribute something more useful. I’m sorry to foist this upon you, but as disturbing and tragic as it is, I think it’s one of the most significant contributions in SD history. I give you **Master Wang-Ka**. [Sometimes the Bad Guys Win](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=213577). If you’re looking for funny, you won’t find it there. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/47 "2014-11-11T01:27:46Z")
[Fun and games with Mr Austin Wemba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242804) My wife laughs herself silly at the story about the woman who glued herself to the floor of the bath attempting a bikini wax. I’m at work. I’m not searching for that one. [The Return of the Princess Bride Jedi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=54123) ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/48 "2014-11-12T07:06:37Z")
> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#): > > [Woman behold thy daughter, daughter thy mother, & BOTH OF YOU LOSE MY NUMBER!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326481) Holy smokes, that was a good read. You know when you’re looking forward to the next work day so you can read a thread that you’ve hit gold. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429/49 "2014-11-12T15:51:26Z")
I can’t remember if long-banned Aldebaran’s “My post is my cite” was from an interesting thread, but searching is difficult due to it’s use as a signature. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-3-sdmb-threads/703429.md?page=2)