# Top actresses/actors who people act are hot but you think are meh

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**Created:** [August 29, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427 "2016-08-29T19:39:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/21 "2016-08-29T22:31:30Z")

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Didn’t we already have one of these threads… twenty or thirty times?

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/22 "2016-08-29T22:35:59Z")

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> [@zwede](#):
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> Julia Roberts \<shudder\>

Lips like worms…

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/23 "2016-08-29T22:49:03Z")

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Ryan Gosling  
Benedict Cumberbatch  
Bradley Cooper  
Adam Levine  
Mark Wahlberg  
Jake Gyllenhaal  
Prince William  
Daniel Craig

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/24 "2016-08-29T23:12:37Z")

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Mila Kunis. She’s just so… ordinary-looking.

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/25 "2016-08-29T23:29:10Z")

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This is mean.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/26 "2016-08-30T01:24:35Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> And I’ll emphatically second Kim Kardashian. OK, she has big T&A, but there’s a _lot_ more to beauty than that, and so far as I can tell she’s missing out on all the rest of it.

Maybe there’s more to beauty than what KK has, but we’re not talkin’ about\* beauty\*, if you know what I mean. She has (or maybe had? I don’t really keep up enough to know if she’s still in her heyday) the ultimate feminine figure and face. In my opinion, of course.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/27 "2016-08-30T01:37:08Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> And I’ll emphatically second Kim Kardashian. OK, she has big T&A, but there’s a _lot_ more to beauty than that, and so far as I can tell she’s missing out on all the rest of it.

Funny, I had the opposite thought. Even after her look has been copied in a thousand duckfaced social media selfies, even after she decided that her curves needed to illustrate the emergency-flotation manual for the Lockheed L-1011, she has this dark smoldering look that I personally find quite fetching.

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**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/28 "2016-08-30T04:38:38Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Ryan Gosling  
> Benedict Cumberbatch  
> Bradley Cooper  
> Adam Levine  
> Mark Wahlberg  
> Jake Gyllenhaal  
> Prince William  
> Daniel Craig

Prince William was quite good-looking until the premature male-pattern baldness set in. Now he looks like Prince Edward.

In answer to the thread question:

Brad Pitt  
Matthew McConaughey  
Jared Padalecki  
Patrick Dempsey  
Hayden Christiansen  
Chris Hemsworth

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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/29 "2016-08-30T04:44:22Z")

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I guess I’ll be the one: Jennifer fucking Lawrence.

Also, if we’re going with all-time, add Audrey Hepburn.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/30 "2016-08-30T05:33:17Z")

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> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#):
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> This is mean.

Kind of icky, too.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/31 "2016-08-30T06:06:10Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Didn’t we already have one of these threads… twenty or thirty times?

Sure, but this one is the cutest; all the others that everyone else raved over just did nothing for me.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/32 "2016-08-30T06:48:19Z")

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> [@cher3](#):
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> She’s perfectly pleasant-looking, but aside from her admirable Hollywood gym-bod, I’ve never been able to see why Jennifer Aniston is considered such a great beauty.

I never got why she was considered the pretty one on Friends, but I have to admit that she is aging very well. I wish I were aging half as well. I think that Jennifer Aniston, right now, is one of the most attractive women of her age.

But yeah, 25 years ago, what was all the fuss about?

> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> George Clooney. I’ve been watching him since his _Facts of Life_/\*Roseanne \*days, and I would never have imagined that he would someday be considered a great sex symbol. Does nothing for me - then or now.

I would like to be president, vice-president, secretary-treasurer, and head of the secret Santa committee for the George Clooney non-fan club. I thought he was blue-collar OK-- attractive among the men that Jackie dated on Roseanne, but that makes him about a 7, tops, and that was when he was young. He is NOT aging well, and was never especially sexy. When he was young, he was OK, but now, he is about as sexy as a can of Alpo.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/33 "2016-08-30T16:20:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quoth **Alessan** :
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> Mila Kunis. She’s just so… ordinary-looking.

Not only is she not the hottest woman in Hollywood, she isn’t even [the hottest Milla in Hollywood](https://www.google.com/search?q=milla+jovovich&biw=1264&bih=809&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiy9araxenOAhUD42MKHYFpCfMQiR4IigE&dpr=0.8).

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/34 "2016-08-30T16:38:11Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> I would like to be president, vice-president, secretary-treasurer, and head of the secret Santa committee for the George Clooney non-fan club.

I bet the guy runs for President once Hillary has run her course.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/35 "2016-08-30T16:39:12Z")

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> [@MeanJoe](#):
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> The only one who always come to mind for me when this is brought up is Angelina Jolie. Objectively she is an attractive woman, yet she does absolutely nothing for me.

Back in the late 90s, she was pretty much the absolutely physically most perfect woman to me. Not so much now, but good lord she was smokin!

Mila Kunis, too. ROWR!!

Of the big names, I guess Julia Roberts would be the one that never did it for me. I mean, it’s not like I’d kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but if I must play this game, she’d be the one.

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Most all of them. Wipe off the troweled-on makeup and get rid of fake hair and most of them would be seen as ordinary.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/37 "2016-08-30T16:48:06Z")

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Gwenyth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz (except when she was in The Mask), Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/38 "2016-08-30T17:14:52Z")

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> [@Reluctant\_A](#):
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> I guess I’ll be the one: Jennifer fucking Lawrence.

I came into this thread to post this. But I never knew her middle name!

(Don’t get me wrong, she’s decent looking, just not nearly enough to justify her Hollywood “it girl” status. Another such actress is Kirsten Dunst.)

Also, I agree with the assessments of most of the women mentioned so far, except Mila Kunis. I’ve always thought she was very cute.

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**Author:** ![Chihuahua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Chihuahua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chihuahua)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-actresses-actors-who-people-act-are-hot-but-you-think-are-meh/764427/39 "2016-08-30T17:32:52Z")

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Amanda Seyfried has the Innsmouth look.

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> [@Chihuahua](#):
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> Amanda Seyfried has the Innsmouth look.

If by “Innsmouth look” you mean she looks like a halibut, I agree.

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