# Top five hottest female athletes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 20, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331 "2011-03-20T05:18:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kodabear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kodabear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kodabear)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/1 "2011-03-20T05:18:26Z")
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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/2 "2011-03-20T05:26:01Z")
Incorrect. ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/3 "2011-03-20T05:50:32Z")
Caroline Wozniacki is my current #1 hottest female athlete, plus she’s really good at her sport. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/4 "2011-03-20T06:19:15Z")
Is the list “hottest” or “most beautiful”? The two are not the same. If it’s supposed to be “hottest”, the absence of Serena Williams causes it to lose all credibility. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/5 "2011-03-20T09:55:21Z")
Any body who thinks Anna Kournakouva is hotter than Maria Sharapova instantly loses all credibility. ---
**Author:** ![brocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@brocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brocks)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/6 "2011-03-20T10:24:26Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > If it’s supposed to be “hottest”, the absence of Serena Williams causes it to lose all credibility. Strongly seconded. I vow that I will make her mine. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/7 "2011-03-20T11:38:33Z")
Shouldn’t there be some Korean figure skaters in there? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/8 "2011-03-20T12:47:32Z")
This list isn’t so much “Hottest Female Athletes” as it is “Female Athletes With Revealing Photos That Were The Most Easily Found On The Internet.” ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/9 "2011-03-20T13:30:00Z")
Well, for once it isn’t mostly unattractive women, but these are by far not the hottest athletes. I’ve seen hotter athletes back in high school. All but the last one look pretty much the same, and looking the same is not hot. More is pretty hot, though, for her body type. IF she were shorter, she’d look like the aforementioned high school athletes. ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/10 "2011-03-20T13:44:29Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Any body who thinks Anna Kournakouva is hotter than Maria Sharapova instantly loses all credibility. she barely qualified as an athlete when she was playing. by now, she’s definitely not one anymore. i don’t like beard’s face, but her body is slamming. the beach volleyballers are cute but… i don’t know about all-world status. all-in-all this list is shite. snowboarders/skiers and ice skaters/dancers should dominate this list. ---
**Author:** ![Canyon\_Surfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Canyon\_Surfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canyon_Surfer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/11 "2011-03-20T15:10:25Z")
I have always thought that the Russian [Yelena Isinbayeva](http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/07/23/pole-vaulter-yelena-isinbayevas-sublime-buttocks-to-be-ogled-at-for-one-more-year/) is one of the hottest, as well as being a world champion pole vaulter ---
**Author:** ![kodabear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kodabear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kodabear)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/12 "2011-03-20T15:41:05Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > Is the list “hottest” or “most beautiful”? The two are not the same. > > If it’s supposed to be “hottest”, the absence of Serena Williams causes it to lose all credibility. Here ya go! No Marrissa Miller, though. Huge oversight. [http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/femalesposeplayboy50584.php](http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/femalesposeplayboy50584.php) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/13 "2011-03-20T15:50:21Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > she barely qualified as an athlete when she was playing. Anna Kournikova was at one time the 8th ranked women’s tennis player on earth. She was a tennis prodigy and a junior world champion, and beat a lot of pretty good pros. She made the semis at Wimbledon her first time there. She’s a doubles champion at the Australian Open twice. While her celebrity exceeded her accomplishments as a tennis player - especially after she wrecked her back and couldn’t play elite tennis anymore, but remained popular - she was by any reasonable measure one hell of a professional athlete. If you put her up against the pros at your local tennis club today, she’d destroy them. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/14 "2011-03-20T16:00:23Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Incorrect. Indeed. Doesn’t have Jess Ennis in the list, for a start, and she’s actually at the top of her sport. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/15 "2011-03-20T16:04:51Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > Caroline Wozniacki is my current #1 hottest female athlete, plus she’s really good at her sport. I endorse this view. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/16 "2011-03-20T16:10:29Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > This list isn’t so much “Hottest Female Athletes” as it is “Female Athletes With Revealing Photos That Were The Most Easily Found On The Internet.” Exactly. The pictures are random, small, not flattering, and only one picture apiece? A lazy fluff article. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/17 "2011-03-20T16:23:34Z")
I must protest the presence of not one but two beach volleyball players. Sure, they’ve all got great bodies, but they’ve also all got the face of a forty-year-old. A forty-year-old who hasn’t aged well. Not that you can tell in those tiny pictures they posted. Heck, all you can tell in those tiny pictures is that they’re in sexy poses and that they’re not wearing much. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/18 "2011-03-20T16:52:26Z")
Yeah…definitely not the hottest. Lindsey Vonn is hotter than everyone on this list and likely would have a hard time making a real top 5. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/19 "2011-03-20T17:31:22Z")
Any list without Maria Sharapova is simply incorrect. The filthy, filthy thoughts I have about her… Joe ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/20 "2011-03-20T18:59:03Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Exactly. The pictures are random, small, not flattering, and only one picture apiece? A lazy fluff article. I think the site just lets users post their own top-ten lists, and thats whats being liked to. So its not really an ‘article’ in the usual sense. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331.md?page=2)