# Top five hottest female athletes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 20, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331 "2011-03-20T05:18:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/61 "2011-03-22T04:37:05Z")
> [@Shamozzle](#): > > Ok, I got your hot/cute figure skater right here: > > [Kiira Korpi](http://www.google.ca/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1600&bih=752&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kiira+korpi&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=kiira+) > > Thread Over. Whoa. She’s like Nicole Bobek, Anna Faris, and Sharon Stone all rolled up in one :eek: ---
**Author:** ![phantom\_lamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@phantom\_lamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phantom_lamb)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/62 "2011-03-22T10:47:25Z")
> [@Shamozzle](#): > > Ok, I got your hot/cute figure skater right here: > > [Kiira Korpi](http://www.google.ca/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1600&bih=752&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kiira+korpi&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=kiira+) > > Thread Over. Yeah, I came here to mention her. Thread over indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/63 "2011-03-22T11:33:47Z")
> [@shamozzle](#): > > [kiira korpi](http://www.google.ca/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1600&bih=752&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kiira+korpi&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=kiira+) _PERKELE !_ o ---
**Author:** ![Dahnlor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dahnlor/32/533_2.png) [@Dahnlor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dahnlor)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/64 "2011-03-23T01:19:41Z")
Here is a better list. Note the description, which explains the glaring omission pointed out immediately prior to this post. [Best 5 Hottest Female Athletes](http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/hottestfemaleathletes52145.php) They force you to say “Best 5” at the beginning, which is kind of awkward for a list like this. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/65 "2011-03-24T03:28:52Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/390261831\_906cd854da.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/390261831_906cd854da.jpg) Stole my post. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/66 "2011-03-24T04:02:45Z")
> [@Shamozzle](#): > > [Kiira Korpi](http://www.google.ca/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1600&bih=752&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kiira+korpi&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=kiira+) It’s fascinating to me that when they try to glam her up for proper photoshoots, she looks less attractive than when she’s her natural fresh-faced pigtailed adorable self. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/67 "2011-03-24T09:58:16Z")
On **Dahnlor** ’s list - they’re all heavenly delicious except Serena Williams. That “bubble butt” looks just awful. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/68 "2011-03-24T21:42:20Z")
Moved Cafe Society --\> the Game Room, garnering a 5.9 for technical merit but only a 5.4 for artistic impression. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/69 "2011-03-25T01:27:10Z")
[22 more of Allison Stokke](http://thechive.com/2011/03/24/heres-to-you-allison-stokke-23-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feedburner%2FZdSV+%28theCHIVE%29). ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/70 "2011-03-25T04:31:24Z")
😃 > [@tripthicket](#): > > Why is _this woman_ not cast as the star of the upcoming _Wonder Woman_ television series?\* Because that show is going to suck? Like big donkey balls. > [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > Is the list “hottest” or “most beautiful”? The two are not the same. > > If it’s supposed to be “hottest”, the absence of Serena Williams causes it to lose all credibility. She doesn’t do anything for me. Not my type. > [@Lobsang](#): > > Google “Pole vault”. > > Second image. > > [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/390261831\_906cd854da.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/390261831_906cd854da.jpg) > > [Allison Stokke](http://worldsportsstars.blogspot.com/2010/03/allison-stokke-cute-and-hottest-athlete.html) Holy sweet Yes! I would lick her from head to toe and back! > [@Chronos](#): > > Yeah, she looks almost like a tiger… Like all the pieces fit together perfectly to form a whole that’s optimized for what she does. Including, to judge from the look on her face, her personality. Pardon? What about the look on her face vs personality? > [@runner pat](#): > > Because she’s only 5’7". Hire short actors. 😉 > [@kenner116](#): > > [Also](http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/thumbnailfull/kim-yu-na-2009-3-29-19-31-16.jpg) [thinking](http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/ISU+Four+Continents+Figure+Skating+Championships+25rO0agoU4yl.jpg) [the same](http://www.risingsunofnihon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Kim-Yu-Na-204x300.jpg) [thing](http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ORzWUM4k9vc/SgmKntsUAUI/AAAAAAAADGo/uyYXapCuQb4/84653546.jpg). > > LA Dopers, don’t forget to celebrate “[Kim Yu-Na Day](http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2010/08/yu-na_kim_day.php)” this August 7th! Aren’t most of them still in high school? > [@SCSimmons](#): > > She threw out the ceremonial first pitch at a Texas Rangers game I was at a few years back. She did _not_, to say the least, throw like a girl … Frankly, after seeing the performance the pitching staff put in that game, I thought maybe Washington should have left her in. 😃 And I don’t even follow baseball. > [@Shamozzle](#): > > Ok, I got your hot/cute figure skater right here: > > Kiira Korpi Adds to list. > [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > [22 more of Allison Stokke](http://thechive.com/2011/03/24/heres-to-you-allison-stokke-23-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feedburner%2FZdSV+%28theCHIVE%29). Thank You! ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/71 "2011-03-25T05:55:17Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Google “Pole vault”. > > Second image. > > [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/390261831\_906cd854da.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/390261831_906cd854da.jpg) > > [Allison Stokke](http://worldsportsstars.blogspot.com/2010/03/allison-stokke-cute-and-hottest-athlete.html) \*\*Lobsang \*\*is correct. Ms. Stokke was who I came in here to mention. She is unbelievable. Flawless. I hope one day soon she decides to appear naked near a camera. That body is just perfect. Sharipova would also be high on my list. probably 2 behind Stokke. Vanessa Williams is not attractive at all to me, and the pic of her linked to in that article (picture of her from the back, with her in high heels), just doesn’t work for me. I think she is too muscle-bound for my tastes. I like women that are incredibly toned, like Stokke, and not someone that could crack a walnut with her thighs, like Williams. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/72 "2011-03-25T06:34:36Z")
I agree, Stokke should be the winner. By a mile. And hats off to **Oslo Ostragoth** for posting all the additional pics of her. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/73 "2011-03-25T15:05:02Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Maybe I’m odd, but I like women athletes who look like, well, athletes. I’d take [Brandi Chastain](http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07X1esQgAldjo/340x.jpg) over pretty much any fashion model or actress. If you’re going with footie players, then I suggest you go [Solo](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRh-Ix5M7PJ6RGqi-ewJ-ZARIE6AnvOPoriGefiIAZfHY48RNGP). ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/74 "2011-03-25T15:14:33Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > [22 more of Allison Stokke](http://thechive.com/2011/03/24/heres-to-you-allison-stokke-23-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feedburner%2FZdSV+%28theCHIVE%29). I came to mention her, but I hadn’t seen all these. Wow. Hotter than a two-dollar gun. ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/75 "2011-03-25T17:50:31Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > If you’re going with footie players, then I suggest you go [Solo](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRh-Ix5M7PJ6RGqi-ewJ-ZARIE6AnvOPoriGefiIAZfHY48RNGP). Oh man! Stay away from her. Far, far away. Everyone knows goalies are crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/76 "2011-03-25T18:52:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Pardon? What about the look on her face vs personality? As in, that picture makes it look like she’s focusing with every fiber of her being on what she’s doing. She’s not thinking “Maybe I’ll go see a movie this weekend, and did I remember to feed the dog this morning, and I need to call so-and-so back one of these times, and…” and all the rest of the thought soup that goes through everyones’ heads. It looks like she’s just thinking “I’m going to win this”. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/77 "2011-03-25T20:43:25Z")
Ah. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/78 "2011-03-27T16:03:50Z")
Assuming synchronized swimmers count as athletes, as they of course should, there is a couple of Brazilian twins who [strongly disagree](http://411chatter.com/824/feres-twins/) with all of your thread overs. It’s not even close, this two girls are the top 100 all by themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/79 "2011-03-27T16:52:51Z")
For fans of Allison Stokke (and anyone else for that matter) Google image ripper is your friend… [http://www.dearcomputer.nl/gir/](http://www.dearcomputer.nl/gir/) [http://dearcomputer.nl/gir/?q=Allison+Stokke&s=5&imgtype=any](http://dearcomputer.nl/gir/?q=Allison+Stokke&s=5&imgtype=any) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331/80 "2011-03-27T18:28:07Z")
[Logan Tom](http://sports.popcrunch.com/the-50-hottest-female-olympians-of-the-2008-summer-olympics-logan-tom/)is another keeper. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-five-hottest-female-athletes/575331.md?page=5)