# Top of the Muffin to You! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 27, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832 "2018-06-27T12:59:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/1 "2018-06-27T12:59:34Z")
[McDonald’s to add muffin tops to their breakfast menu](http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/mcdonald-s-win-breakfast-selling-muffin-tops/314033/) . What do you suppose they’ll do with the stumps? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/2 "2018-06-27T13:10:13Z")
Use em in their new Breakfast Big Macs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/3 "2018-06-27T13:12:17Z")
Those were apparently test marketed here last year–blueberry, chocolate and lemon poppyseed. Good, but nothing really special. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/4 "2018-06-27T13:13:21Z")
Just remember – **You Are What You Eat** > **[Muffin Tops - Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Muffin%2BTops&FORM=HDRSC2)** > > Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/5 "2018-06-27T13:14:21Z")
Keep them away from Rebecca DeMornay. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/6 "2018-06-27T13:26:01Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Keep them away from Rebecca DeMornay. 😛 I figure it will fail with those that associate the name with love handles and be a big hit with _Seinfeld_ fans. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/7 "2018-06-27T13:46:55Z")
https://www.youtube.com/embed/yE7hGMMIyfE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDyE7hGMMIyfE ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/8 "2018-06-27T14:05:48Z")
Don’t you mean “Top of the Muffin TO you”? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/9 "2018-06-27T15:23:30Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > [McDonald’s to add muffin tops to their breakfast menu](http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/mcdonald-s-win-breakfast-selling-muffin-tops/314033/) . What do you suppose they’ll do with the stumps? [Muffin Top pans.](https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Perfect-Results-Premium-Non-Stick/dp/B005NWTQ3W/ref=asc_df_B005NWTQ3W/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=194965293534&hvpos=1o4&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9064731471489851109&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031472&hvtargid=pla-316244274198&psc=1) No waste. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/10 "2018-06-27T16:03:47Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > [Muffin Top pans.](https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Perfect-Results-Premium-Non-Stick/dp/B005NWTQ3W/ref=asc_df_B005NWTQ3W/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=194965293534&hvpos=1o4&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9064731471489851109&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031472&hvtargid=pla-316244274198&psc=1) No waste. For some reason my brain wanted to read that as “Muffin top pants. No waist”. Do you think someone came up with that after seeing the Seinfeld episode? Not that I think no one could have ever thought about it before, but I certainly never did. Anyway, I’ll gladly [del] eat everyone’ stump[/del] eat the unwanted portion of the muffin. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/11 "2018-06-27T16:45:16Z")
I care not about McDonalds, but I’ll be using “Top o’ the muffin to you!” with some regularity for now on. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/816832/12 "2018-06-27T17:00:32Z")
Pop the top, dump the stump. I say that every time I open a can of cat fud.