# Top Ten Reasons To Be a Doper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-reasons-to-be-a-doper/491835>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 3, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-reasons-to-be-a-doper/491835 "2009-04-03T10:39:09Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-reasons-to-be-a-doper/491835/61 "2009-04-09T14:52:11Z")

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> [@Maeglin](#):
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> You have a huge penis and an IQ three standard deviations above the mean.

Your children will all be gifted and reading War and Peace at 18 months of age!

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-reasons-to-be-a-doper/491835/62 "2009-04-10T01:02:01Z")

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It’s one of the few places in the world where people know what a five-dot Case Muskrat is.

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