# Top ten trivia facts about yourself! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2007, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428 "2007-01-18T05:48:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/41 "2007-01-20T00:29:27Z")
Just thought of something about me that’s absolutely true, but is wacky enough to be listed here: If he suffers from food poisoning from eating old sushi, gotpasswords can not vomit. ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/42 "2007-01-20T00:36:02Z")
Ten Top Trivia Tips about **Happy Fun Ball**! 1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Happy Fun Ball would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields. 2. Happy Fun Ball has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap! 3. Finding Happy Fun Ball on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck. 4. Happy Fun Ball has a memory span of three seconds. 5. The international dialling code for Happy Fun Ball is 672. 6. Tradition allows women to propose to Happy Fun Ball only during leap years. 7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Happy Fun Ball. 8. In Japan, Happy Fun Ball can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government. 9. Happy Fun Ball cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach. 10. Reindeer like to eat Happy Fun Ball. And of course, although it needs no mention, you should never, ever, taunt the Happy Fun Ball. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/43 "2007-01-20T00:52:33Z")
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and NinetyWt are all berries. \ In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and NinetyWt. \ NinetyWt has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all. \ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/44 "2007-01-20T01:13:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nashiitashii! > > 1. Nashiitashii is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field. > 2. Ostriches stick their heads in nashiitashii not to hide but to look for water. > 3. Ideally, nashiitashii should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees. > 4. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention nashiitashii. > 5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal nashiitashii! > 6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, nashiitashii has the same chemical makeup as sea water! > 7. It took nashiitashii 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. > 8. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill nashiitashii! > 9. Snow White’s coffin was made of nashiitashii. > 10. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil nashiitashii. Good gods, there are too many of these that can be taken out of context in a bad way. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/45 "2007-01-20T02:31:41Z")
Ten Top Trivia Tips about **ivylass**! 1. Ivylassolatry is the mindless worship of ivylass. 2. If the annual Australian ivylass crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times. 3. You can tell if ivylass has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled. 4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Ivylass Head! 5. During severe windstorms, ivylass may sway several feet to either side! 6. Americans discard enough ivylass to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months. 7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in ivylass. 8. If you put a drop of liquor on ivylass, she will go mad and sting herself to death. 9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are ivylass. 10. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than ivylass, and 400 times smaller. I’m sure Ivylad would be very interested in number 7. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/46 "2007-01-20T02:53:25Z")
1. If you don’t get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have clayton\_e for the rest of the day. 2. The opposite sides of clayton\_e always add up to seven. 3. If you break clayton\_e, you will get seven years of bad luck! 4. Clayton\_e is worth his weight in gold - literally. 5. The most dangerous form of clayton\_e is the bicycle. 6. Clayton\_e has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean! 7)Clayton\_e is only six percent water! 8)Clayton\_e will always turn right when leaving a cave! 9)South Australia was the first place to allow clayton\_e to stand for parliament! 10)\*\*Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from clayton\_e! \*\* :dubious: wtf… ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/47 "2007-01-20T03:29:17Z")
It tells me that “ **SCSimmons** is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.” Well, 😛 ! ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/48 "2007-01-20T03:37:38Z")
1. Straight dope was originally green, and actually contained cocaine! 2. Straight dope can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that’s really fast. 3. Straight dope is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary! 4. All swans in England belong to straight dope. 5. Straight dope once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. 6. In 1982 Time Magazine named straight dope its ‘Man of the Year’. 7. Straight dopeocracy is government by straight dope! 8. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in straight dope. 9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become straight dope on New Year’s Day. 2. It is impossible to fold straight dope more than seven times. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/49 "2007-01-20T03:48:43Z")
All swans in England belong to PoopiePants. Peanuts and PoopiePants are beans. The liquid inside PoopiePants can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by PoopiePants fighting underground! PoopiePants can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory. PoopiePantsomancy is the art of telling the future with PoopiePants. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as PoopiePants. PoopiePants never said ‘Play it again, Sam’. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become PoopiePants on New Year’s Day! Louisa May Alcott, author of ‘Little PoopiePants’, hated PoopiePants and only wrote the book at her publisher’s request! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428/50 "2007-01-20T14:05:25Z")
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ranchoth! 1. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ranchoth. 2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Ranchoth. 3. Ranchoth was originally called Cheerioats. 4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Ranchoth every year. 5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Ranchoth would protect them from evil spirits! 6. Ranchoth was the first Tsar of Russia! 7. Ranchoth cannot be detected by infrared cameras. 8. Bananas don’t grow on trees - they grow on Ranchoth. 9. Ranchothicide is the killing of Ranchoth. 10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Ranchoth, though it may feel uncomfortable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-ten-trivia-facts-about-yourself/388428.md?page=2)