# Top the previous poster's insult. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 2, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677 "2008-11-02T04:27:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/21 "2008-11-02T17:14:04Z")
You, sir, are not a gentleman. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/22 "2008-11-02T18:37:39Z")
God. So calling someone a conservative around here is an insult? Jeez. Thanks guys. Nice to know how you really feel about people who differ from you politically. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/23 "2008-11-02T20:35:26Z")
You cunt-sucking cock-gobbler. You blue-balled double-ended dildo. You ass-eating, pig-fucking, donkey-raping, son of a horse’s dick. How was that? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/24 "2008-11-02T20:43:10Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > God. So calling someone a conservative around here is an insult? > > Jeez. Thanks guys. Nice to know how you really feel about people who differ from you politically. Sorry, but all posts must be in the form of an insult. The OP would have made this clear if he weren’t such a passive-aggressive control freak just aching for an excuse to show off what we laughingly refer to his erudition. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/25 "2008-11-02T20:54:13Z")
I’ll try to help \*\* ivylass\*\* . How many times can you suck Obama’s dick? The poor guy must be getting sore by now. At least be fair and let Biden take you through the back door at the same time. Lets be fair and redistribute the wealth. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/26 "2008-11-02T21:08:03Z")
> [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](#): > > Ouch! > > You are lower than the 24 testicles of the disciples of Christ. You make Judas look like a loyal guard dog. ---
**Author:** ![Emergency911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/43a26b/32.png) [@Emergency911](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emergency911)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/27 "2008-11-02T21:46:54Z")
I’d slap you stupid, but I see someone beat me to it! ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/28 "2008-11-02T23:25:13Z")
So, how’s the Fred Durst obsession going? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/29 "2008-11-02T23:52:49Z")
So both your parents were Republicans. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/30 "2008-11-03T00:00:03Z")
Okay, fine. You’re a molasses-sipping, goldfish-spooning, cellphone-sweating, avatar-stealing, Second Life-loser who wouldn’t know a stick of deodorant from a tick-riddled rabid cat. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/31 "2008-11-03T00:08:46Z")
**ivylass** brings happiness whenever she goes. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/32 "2008-11-03T00:14:50Z")
That is harsh yet funny. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/33 "2008-11-03T00:17:54Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > **ivylass** brings happiness whenever she goes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/34 "2008-11-03T01:08:18Z")
> [@gravitycrash](#): > > That is harsh yet funny. > [@ivylass](#): > > 😃 I’m not sure you guys are quite down with this whole insult thing… ---
**Author:** ![Shai\_tan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/35 "2008-11-03T01:36:55Z")
Mouth-breather. (This is my favorite “ultimate” insult). ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/36 "2008-11-03T01:44:03Z")
I need practice. I admit it ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/37 "2008-11-03T01:45:06Z")
Nose-picking plagiarist. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/38 "2008-11-03T01:54:46Z")
Nose-plagiarising picker. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/39 "2008-11-03T02:20:27Z")
I want to help you. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/40 "2008-11-03T02:57:40Z")
I’m sure whatever mental illness you have has some long, Latin sounding name. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677.md?page=3)