# Top the previous poster's insult. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 2, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677 "2008-11-02T04:27:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/61 "2008-11-03T20:56:27Z")
Your grandmother swam after troopships. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/62 "2008-11-03T21:05:47Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Your grandmother swam after troopships. Your grandmother _was_ a troopship. ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/63 "2008-11-03T21:19:16Z")
The filth-ridden warrens of ruin and festering mire which comprise your entire immoral being shame the existence of all mankind by mere association, for the unmitigated grotesquerie of your being is unmatched by any creature in all of history, recorded or otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/64 "2008-11-03T21:22:26Z")
I was going to tell you to go toHell, but then I realized that the people down there has suffered enough already. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/65 "2008-11-03T21:59:06Z")
Ghandi, if he were still alive, would shoot you. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/66 "2008-11-03T22:00:02Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > Ghandi, if he were still alive, would shoot you. If he were still alive, he’d remind you that his name is spelled Gandhi. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/67 "2008-11-03T22:02:59Z")
> [@smiling\_bandit](#): > > The filth-ridden warrens of ruin and festering mire which comprise your entire immoral being shame the existence of all mankind by mere association, for the unmitigated grotesquerie of your being is unmatched by any creature in all of history, recorded or otherwise. There is a logical lacuna in this statement through which one might drive a troop of oliphaunts. Please stop posting drunk. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/68 "2008-11-03T22:14:39Z")
See this underlined punctuation mark ? . That’s how big your brain is! When it’s full to the brim! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/69 "2008-11-03T22:16:18Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] :: critic mode Almost every word of that insult works, but you falter in using “sea anchor.” Anchors are useful and necessary. I think you want “millstone.” :: critic mode :: [/QUOTE] Eh, I was ad libbing, and I was tired. I’ll do better next time. Pray to your impotent gods that I don’t direct my arts towards you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/70 "2008-11-03T22:18:54Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > Eh, I was ad libbing, and I was tired. I’ll do better next time. See that you do. Thus far I have spared you and your mewling ilk the murderous fate you have earned so many times before. Fail me again, and I may decide my mercy was as misguided as your choice of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/71 "2008-11-03T22:32:19Z")
Bah, you’re like the jellyfish, with it’s one opening digestive system: you open your mouth, and shit comes out. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/72 "2008-11-03T22:50:35Z")
I’m sure, with your level of competence and intelligence, you will have many opportunites to shine in the field of effluvium disposal. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/73 "2008-11-04T03:33:12Z")
Your wit is inferior to your intellect. Your intellect is inferior to your courage. Your courage is inferior to your insight. Your insight is inferior to a doorknob. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677/74 "2008-11-04T05:01:49Z")
Your coworkers told me you practice Seagull Management: swoop in from nowhere, make a lot of noise, shit all over everything, and then leave. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/top-the-previous-posters-insult/470677.md?page=3)