# Topic Playlist! (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 3, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647 "2019-09-03T22:39:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/301 "2019-09-15T13:26:31Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/302 "2019-09-15T14:29:52Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
5. Don Henley Must Die - Mojo Nixon

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/303 "2019-09-15T14:58:19Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
5. Don Henley Must Die - Mojo Nixon
6. [Achy Breaky Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CT5NZd3ZiU) - Weird Al Yankovic

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/304 "2019-09-15T15:16:34Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
5. Don Henley Must Die - Mojo Nixon
6. [Achy Breaky Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CT5NZd3ZiU) - Weird Al Yankovic
7. Jukebox - The Flirts

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/305 "2019-09-15T16:07:14Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
5. Don Henley Must Die - Mojo Nixon
6. Achy Breaky Song - Weird Al Yankovic
7. Jukebox - The Flirts
8. Silver Dagger - Joan Baez

_Don’t sing love songs, you’ll wake my mother…_

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/306 "2019-09-15T17:23:09Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
5. Don Henley Must Die - Mojo Nixon
6. Achy Breaky Song - Weird Al Yankovic
7. Jukebox - The Flirts
8. Silver Dagger - Joan Baez
9. Love Song - The Partridge Family

_But then you don’t believe in love songs, love songs  
You say my love cannot be true  
And if you won’t believe in love songs, love songs  
Then tell me what to sing for you_

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/307 "2019-09-15T17:26:08Z")

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Don’t play that song  
Songs where the lyrics say not to play a song or a type of music.

1. Ant Music - Adam and the Ants
2. Don’t Rock the Jukebox - Alan Jackson
3. Please, Mister, Please - Olivia Newton-John
4. Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
5. Don Henley Must Die - Mojo Nixon
6. Achy Breaky Song - Weird Al Yankovic
7. Jukebox - The Flirts
8. Silver Dagger - Joan Baez
9. Love Song - The Partridge Family
10. [Don’t Play That Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktFUwPGWag) - Aretha Franklin

It’s right there in the title.

I’ll pass

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/308 "2019-09-15T17:35:51Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/309 "2019-09-15T17:41:56Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/310 "2019-09-15T18:17:31Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper

_I may be lonely, but I’m never alone_

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/311 "2019-09-15T18:22:32Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

_Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me  
'til then I walk alone_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/312 "2019-09-15T18:27:48Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O’Sullivan

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/313 "2019-09-15T18:33:37Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O’Sullivan
6. All By Myself - Eric Carmen

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/314 "2019-09-15T18:35:21Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O’Sullivan
6. All By Myself - Eric Carmen
7. [I Need Somebody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHEKXy8somY) - Chagall Guevara

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/315 "2019-09-15T19:49:15Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O’Sullivan
6. All By Myself - Eric Carmen
7. I Need Somebody - Chagall Guevara
8. Lonesome Town - Ricky Nelson

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/316 "2019-09-15T20:09:09Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O’Sullivan
6. All By Myself - Eric Carmen
7. I Need Somebody - Chagall Guevara
8. Lonesome Town - Ricky Nelson
9. Mr. Lonely - Bobby Vinton

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/317 "2019-09-15T20:26:14Z")

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Songs about aloneness/loneliness

1. Solitary Man - Neil Diamond
2. Message in a Bottle - The Police
3. I Never Cry - Alice Cooper
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O’Sullivan
6. All By Myself - Eric Carmen
7. I Need Somebody - Chagall Guevara
8. Lonesome Town - Ricky Nelson
9. Mr. Lonely - Bobby Vinton
10. One - Harry Nilsson

I’ll pass again

I have no running game.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/318 "2019-09-15T20:47:15Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
>
> I’ll pass again
> 
> I have no running game.

Sports!

1. Centerfield - John Fogerty

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/319 "2019-09-15T21:17:54Z")

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Sports!

1. Centerfield - John Fogerty
2. Talkin’ Baseball - Terry Cashman

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/320 "2019-09-15T21:29:07Z")

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Sports!

1. Centerfield - John Fogerty
2. Talkin’ Baseball - Terry Cashman
3. Blind Man in the Bleachers - David Geddes

Could’ve filled the saddest songs list with this guy.

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