# Topic Playlist! (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 3, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647 "2019-09-03T22:39:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 319

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6361 "2020-05-16T20:42:09Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6362 "2020-05-17T00:46:57Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6363 "2020-05-17T00:51:38Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6364 "2020-05-17T01:09:07Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler
6. If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on It - Nell Carter

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6365 "2020-05-17T02:34:40Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler
6. If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on It - Nell Carter
7. If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6366 "2020-05-17T02:37:00Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler
6. If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on It - Nell Carter
7. If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot
8. If I Had a Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6367 "2020-05-17T02:43:54Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler
6. If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on It - Nell Carter
7. If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot
8. If You Were the Only Girl in the World - Perry Como

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6368 "2020-05-17T02:45:54Z")

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What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler
6. If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on It - Nell Carter
7. If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot
8. If You Were the Only Girl in the World - Perry Como
9. If I Could Change Your Mind - The Alan Parsons Project

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6369 "2020-05-17T02:52:48Z")

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Housekeeping…

What If…?

1. If I Had A Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
2. If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her I’d Be Out of Jail By Now - Diesel Doug & the Long Haul Truckers
3. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
4. If We Only Have Love - Jacques Brel
5. If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man) - Bonnie Tyler
6. If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on It - Nell Carter
7. If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot
8. If I Had a Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
9. If You Were the Only Girl in the World - Perry Como
10. If I Could Change Your Mind - The Alan Parsons Project

Take it away, **Elendil’s Heir**!

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**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6370 "2020-05-17T14:32:24Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6371 "2020-05-17T14:37:04Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard

Someday the bars will open again. Someday.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6372 "2020-05-17T15:50:20Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6373 "2020-05-17T15:55:01Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6374 "2020-05-17T21:00:30Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac
5. It’s My Party - Leslie Gore

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6375 "2020-05-17T21:41:42Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac
5. It’s My Party - Leslie Gore
6. Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6376 "2020-05-17T21:47:21Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac
5. It’s My Party - Leslie Gore
6. Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra
7. Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Billy Murray

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6377 "2020-05-17T23:03:45Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac
5. It’s My Party - Leslie Gore
6. Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra
7. Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Billy Murray
8. Rock Show - Wings

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6378 "2020-05-18T00:15:51Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac
5. It’s My Party - Leslie Gore
6. Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra
7. Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Billy Murray
8. Rock Show - Wings
9. Garden Party - Rick Nelson

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6379 "2020-05-18T00:39:13Z")

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Things you cannot do in lockdown.

1. Backpack - Petite Mellier
2. I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink - Merle Haggard
3. All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams, Jr
4. Come A Little Bit Closer - Fleetwood Mac
5. It’s My Party - Leslie Gore
6. Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra
7. Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Billy Murray
8. Rock Show - Wings
9. Garden Party - Rick Nelson
10. Get A Haircut - George Thorogood & the Destroyers

Song titles that are just the name of a city

1. Odessa - Watsonville Patio

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/6380 "2020-05-18T00:59:40Z")

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Song titles that are just the name of a city

1. Odessa - Watsonville Patio
2. Miami - Will Smith

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