# Topic Playlist! (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 3, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647 "2019-09-03T22:39:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 438
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8745 "2021-03-20T13:04:06Z")
**Title Starts with "If"** 1. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn 2. If - Bread 3. If You Love Someone Set Them on Fire - The Dead Milkmen 4. If I Had a Million Dollars - The Barenaked Ladies 5. If I were a Rich Man - Topol 6. If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys 7. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) - The Bellamy Brothers ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8746 "2021-03-20T13:25:26Z")
**Title Starts with "If"** 1. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn 2. If - Bread 3. If You Love Someone Set Them on Fire - The Dead Milkmen 4. If I Had a Million Dollars - The Barenaked Ladies 5. If I were a Rich Man - Topol 6. If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys 7. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) - The Bellamy Brothers 8. If I Could Bottle This Up - George Jones ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8747 "2021-03-20T16:24:13Z")
**Title Starts with "If"** 1. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn 2. If - Bread 3. If You Love Someone Set Them on Fire - The Dead Milkmen 4. If I Had a Million Dollars - The Barenaked Ladies 5. If I were a Rich Man - Topol 6. If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys 7. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) - The Bellamy Brothers 8. If I Could Bottle This Up - George Jones 9. If I Were a Boy - Beyonce ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8748 "2021-03-20T16:38:38Z")
**Title Starts with "If"** 1. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn 2. If - Bread 3. If You Love Someone Set Them on Fire - The Dead Milkmen 4. If I Had a Million Dollars - The Barenaked Ladies 5. If I were a Rich Man - Topol 6. If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys 7. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) - The Bellamy Brothers 8. If I Could Bottle This Up - George Jones 9. If I Were a Boy - Beyonce 10. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan **Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8749 "2021-03-20T17:50:34Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8750 "2021-03-20T17:55:36Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf Just to be clear, the person who spoke was not Meat Loaf; he did the singing. The speaker was the song’s writer, Jim Steinman (along with Marcia McClain). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8751 "2021-03-20T17:57:30Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8752 "2021-03-21T03:18:06Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8753 "2021-03-21T03:19:55Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile 5. Stuart - The Dead Milkmen ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8754 "2021-03-21T13:46:50Z")
[quote=“Little\_Nemo, post:8753, topic:839647, full:true”] **Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile 5. Stuart - The Dead Milkmen 6. The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles – Jethro Tull ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8755 "2021-03-22T04:51:59Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile 5. Stuart - The Dead Milkmen 6. The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles – Jethro Tull 7. No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8756 "2021-03-22T08:42:35Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile 5. Stuart - The Dead Milkmen 6. The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles – Jethro Tull 7. No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band 8. Peter Percival Patterson’s Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8757 "2021-03-22T14:43:34Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile 5. Stuart - The Dead Milkmen 6. The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles – Jethro Tull 7. No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band 8. Peter Percival Patterson’s Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees 9. Night of the Living Rednecks - Dead Kennedys ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8758 "2021-03-22T15:49:28Z")
**Spoken-word pieces by artists who don’t normally do them** 1. If Dogs Run Free - Bob Dylan 2. The Wolf With The Red Roses - Meat Loaf 3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic 4. Jesus Was Way Cool – King Missile 5. Stuart - The Dead Milkmen 6. The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles – Jethro Tull 7. No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band 8. Peter Percival Patterson’s Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees 9. Night of the Living Rednecks - Dead Kennedys 10. The Story of Bo Diddley - The Animals Mine, so pass. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8759 "2021-03-22T19:11:43Z")
**Mammals in the Title (no repeats)** 1. Cows - Sandra Boynton ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8760 "2021-03-22T19:15:44Z")
**Mammals in the Title (no repeats)** 1. Cows - Sandra Boynton 2. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8761 "2021-03-22T19:27:34Z")
**Mammals in the Title (no repeats)** 1. Cows - Sandra Boynton 2. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor 3. Kiss a Pig - Ray Stevens ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8762 "2021-03-22T19:28:45Z")
**Mammals in the Title (no repeats)** 1. Cows - Sandra Boynton 2. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor 3. Kiss a Pig - Ray Stevens 4. Eat That Rat - The Ramones ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8763 "2021-03-22T19:50:56Z")
**Mammals in the Title (no repeats)** 1. Cows - Sandra Boynton 2. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor 3. Kiss a Pig - Ray Stevens 4. Eat That Rat - The Ramones 5. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/8764 "2021-03-22T20:07:02Z")
**Mammals in the Title (no repeats)** 1. Cows - Sandra Boynton 2. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor 3. Kiss a Pig - Ray Stevens 4. Eat That Rat - The Ramones 5. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 6. Bullish - Herb Alpert [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647.md?page=437) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647.md?page=439)