# Topic Playlist! (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 3, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647 "2019-09-03T22:39:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1141 "2019-10-15T16:45:19Z")

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Is it going to be tough to get to 10 on this one? Let’s find out.  
Frankenstein! The Musical!  
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)

1. (You Gotta Have) Heart - Damn Yankees
2. I Only Have Eyes for You - Dames!
3. Get on your Feet - On Your Feet
4. Ya Got Trouble - The Music Man
5. I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Face - My Fair Lady

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1142 "2019-10-15T16:54:47Z")

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Frankenstein! The Musical!  
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)

1. (You Gotta Have) Heart - Damn Yankees
2. I Only Have Eyes for You - Dames!
3. Get on your Feet - On Your Feet
4. Ya Got Trouble - The Music Man
5. I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Face - My Fair Lady
6. Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast? - The Pirates of Penzance

(I think we need a replacement for #4)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1143 "2019-10-15T16:57:02Z")

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Frankenstein! The Musical!  
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)

1. (You Gotta Have) Heart - Damn Yankees
2. I Only Have Eyes for You - Dames!
3. Legs - ZZ Top
4. Get on your Feet - On Your Fee
5. I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Face - My Fair Lady
6. Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast? - The Pirates of Penzance
7. Hair - Hair

I added Legs, and replaced trouble.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1144 "2019-10-15T16:57:17Z")

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Frankenstein! The Musical!  
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)

1. (You Gotta Have) Heart - Damn Yankees
2. I Only Have Eyes for You - Dames!
3. Get on your Feet - On Your Feet
4. Ya Got Trouble - The Music Man
5. I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Face - My Fair Lady
6. Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast? - The Pirates of Penzance
7. Hair - Hair
8. There’s A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) - Rocky Horror Picture Show

[The mob in the Frankenstein story certainly counts as Trouble, so I think #4 is fine. The pieces don’t have to be anatomical pieces, just songs.]

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1145 "2019-10-15T16:58:18Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> [The mob in the Frankenstein story certainly counts as Trouble, so I think #4 is fine. The pieces don’t have to be anatomical pieces, just songs.]

Oh. I thought we were contributing body parts!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1146 "2019-10-15T17:08:37Z")

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> [@divemaster](#):
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> Oh. I thought we were contributing body parts!

That works too.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1147 "2019-10-15T17:24:45Z")

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Frankenstein! The Musical!  
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)

1. (You Gotta Have) Heart - Damn Yankees
2. I Only Have Eyes for You - Dames!
3. Get on your Feet - On Your Feet
4. Ya Got Trouble - The Music Man
5. I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Face - My Fair Lady
6. Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast? - The Pirates of Penzance
7. Hair - Hair
8. There’s A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) - Rocky Horror Picture Show
9. I Got Lost In His Arms - Annie Get Your Gun

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1148 "2019-10-15T17:54:49Z")

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Frankenstein! The Musical!  
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)

1. (You Gotta Have) Heart - Damn Yankees
2. I Only Have Eyes for You - Dames!
3. Get on your Feet - On Your Feet
4. Ya Got Trouble - The Music Man
5. I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Face - My Fair Lady
6. Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast? - The Pirates of Penzance
7. Hair - Hair
8. There’s A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) - Rocky Horror Picture Show
9. I Got Lost In His Arms - Annie Get Your Gun
10. God, That’s Good from Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies

Next: Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1149 "2019-10-15T18:19:26Z")

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[Princess Pepperwinkle suggested “Greased Lightning” from _Grease_ and could just imagine the Doctor running around the lab singing “We’re got the dual-plated thrusters and the ultimate carbolic charge!” and Igor responding “Keep talking, oh, keep talking!”]

Next: Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1150 "2019-10-15T18:27:40Z")

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Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1151 "2019-10-15T18:38:20Z")

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Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie _Grease_, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1152 "2019-10-15T19:19:14Z")

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Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
5. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1153 "2019-10-15T19:39:23Z")

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Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
5. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
6. “Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt

As far as I know, Stefani has never admitted this. But when you read the [lyrics](http://www.metrolyrics.com/keep-on-dancin-lyrics-gwen-stefani.html) (along with the way she sings it) it seems pretty obvious she’s talking about having sex not dancing.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1154 "2019-10-15T20:26:37Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> As far as I know, Stefani has never admitted this. But when you read the [lyrics](http://www.metrolyrics.com/keep-on-dancin-lyrics-gwen-stefani.html) (along with the way she sings it) it seems pretty obvious she’s talking about having sex not dancing.

Dancing is frequently used as a euphemism for sex. Dancing alone frequently refers to masturbation.

Speaking of masturbation…

Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
5. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
6. “Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
7. “Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1155 "2019-10-15T20:33:35Z")

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> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#):
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> 1. “Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)

I saw the Foremen perform this live back in the day. When the song was over, Doug Whitney said the while he was singing, he could see the change in people’s faces when they would suddenly get the joke.

Carry on …

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1156 "2019-10-15T23:41:20Z")

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Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
5. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
6. “Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
7. “Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
8. Punch the Clown - Punch the Clown (Masturbation)

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1157 "2019-10-15T23:44:39Z")

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Euphemisms, with explanations

1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
5. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
6. “Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
7. “Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
8. Punch the Clown - Punch the Clown (Masturbation)
9. She Bop - Cyndi Lauper (female masturbation)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1158 "2019-10-16T12:00:54Z")

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1. “Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
2. “C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
3. “Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
4. “Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
5. “Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
6. “Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
7. “Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
8. Punch the Clown - Punch the Clown (Masturbation)
9. She Bop - Cyndi Lauper (female masturbation)
10. Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top - Let’s just say it’s not about jewelry!

Songs about school, or that mention school

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1159 "2019-10-16T12:32:34Z")

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Songs about school, or that mention school

1. In My High School - Blaine Larsen

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-1/839647/1160 "2019-10-16T12:39:26Z")

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Songs about school, or that mention school

1. In My High School - Blaine Larsen
2. School’s Out - Alice Cooper

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