Is it going to be tough to get to 10 on this one? Let’s find out.
Frankenstein! The Musical!
(All songs are to be pieces taken from other movie musicals [no repetitions, please] and fit together to form our monster.)
[Princess Pepperwinkle suggested “Greased Lightning” from Grease and could just imagine the Doctor running around the lab singing “We’re got the dual-plated thrusters and the ultimate carbolic charge!” and Igor responding “Keep talking, oh, keep talking!”]
Next: Euphemisms, with explanations
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
“Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
As far as I know, Stefani has never admitted this. But when you read the lyrics (along with the way she sings it) it seems pretty obvious she’s talking about having sex not dancing.
Dancing is frequently used as a euphemism for sex. Dancing alone frequently refers to masturbation.
Speaking of masturbation…
Euphemisms, with explanations
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
“Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
“Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
I saw the Foremen perform this live back in the day. When the song was over, Doug Whitney said the while he was singing, he could see the change in people’s faces when they would suddenly get the joke.
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
“Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
“Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
“Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
“Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
“Ticket to Ride” - The Beatles - “Ticket to ride” refers to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
“C Moon” - Paul McCartney and Wings - “C Moon” was created by Paul as the antithesis of forming a square out of your fingers to indicate something wasn’t cool. C Moon is cool, by definition.
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap - “Talk about mud flaps my girl’s got 'em” actually refers to a woman’s ample posterior.
“Sin Wagon” - The Dixie Chicks - the title refers to a line from the movie Grease, in which Sandy calls Danny’s car a “sin wagon.” The song also contains the term “mattress dancing,” as a euphamism for sex.
“Call Me Al” - Paul Simon. Simon admitted that the “short little span of attention” is a euphemism for a small dick.
“Hella Good” (aka “Keep on Dancin’”) - No Doubt
“Firing the Surgeon General” - The Foremen (reference to Bill Clinton firing Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders after she espoused masturbation)
Punch the Clown - Punch the Clown (Masturbation)
She Bop - Cyndi Lauper (female masturbation)
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top - Let’s just say it’s not about jewelry!