# Topic Playlist! (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 26, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532 "2021-08-26T02:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 226
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4501 "2022-08-25T18:09:40Z")
**Song with titles of exceptional length** 1. I’ve Heard That Tear-Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go - Mason Williams 2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd 3. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods 4. Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o’clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o’clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn’t able to leave town, I’m not a very good skier, I couldn’t expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don’t like surprises. (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin 5. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4502 "2022-08-25T18:24:50Z")
**Song with titles of exceptional length** 1. I’ve Heard That Tear-Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go - Mason Williams 2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd 3. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods 4. Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o’clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o’clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn’t able to leave town, I’m not a very good skier, I couldn’t expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don’t like surprises. (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin 5. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles 6. You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings) - Faces ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4503 "2022-08-25T18:47:38Z")
**Song with titles of exceptional length** 1. I’ve Heard That Tear-Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go - Mason Williams 2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd 3. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods 4. Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o’clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o’clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn’t able to leave town, I’m not a very good skier, I couldn’t expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don’t like surprises. (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin 5. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles 6. You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings) - Faces 7. (Hey Won’t You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong - B.J. Thomas ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4504 "2022-08-25T18:50:20Z")
**Song with titles of exceptional length** 1. I’ve Heard That Tear-Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go - Mason Williams 2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd 3. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods 4. Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o’clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o’clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn’t able to leave town, I’m not a very good skier, I couldn’t expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don’t like surprises. (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin 5. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles 6. You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings) - Faces 7. (Hey Won’t You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong - B.J. Thomas 8. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At the Disco ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4505 "2022-08-25T18:55:53Z")
**Song with titles of exceptional length** 1. I’ve Heard That Tear-Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go - Mason Williams 2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd 3. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods 4. Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o’clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o’clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn’t able to leave town, I’m not a very good skier, I couldn’t expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don’t like surprises. (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin 5. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles 6. You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings) - Faces 7. (Hey Won’t You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong - B.J. Thomas 8. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At the Disco 9. “The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You’re Going to Have to Leave Now, or, I have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are off Our Lands!”—Sufjan Stevens ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4506 "2022-08-25T19:06:07Z")
**Song with titles of exceptional length** 1. I’ve Heard That Tear-Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go - Mason Williams 2. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd 3. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods 4. Regretting what I said to you when you called me at eleven o’clock on Friday morning to tell me that one o’clock Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks. Not that I wanted to go with you; I wasn’t able to leave town, I’m not a very good skier, I couldn’t expect you to pay my way, but after going out with you for three years, I don’t like surprises. (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin 5. Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles 6. You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings) - Faces 7. (Hey Won’t You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong - B.J. Thomas 8. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At the Disco 9. “The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You’re Going to Have to Leave Now, or, I have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are off Our Lands!”—Sufjan Stevens 10. I Had A Bad Experience With the C.I.A. and Now I’m Gonna Show You My Feminine Side - The Swirling Eddies Next: **Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4507 "2022-08-25T19:07:14Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4508 "2022-08-25T19:09:42Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4509 "2022-08-25T19:12:48Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4510 "2022-08-25T19:13:56Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme 5. 3am - Meghan Trainor ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4511 "2022-08-25T19:24:13Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme 5. 3am - Meghan Trainor 6. [B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WW3urYrlg) - The Adrian Belew Power Trio ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4512 "2022-08-25T20:30:26Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme 5. 3am - Meghan Trainor 6. [B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WW3urYrlg) - The Adrian Belew Power Trio 7. 7 - Prince ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4513 "2022-08-25T22:05:03Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme 5. 3am - Meghan Trainor 6. [B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WW3urYrlg) - The Adrian Belew Power Trio 7. 7 - Prince 8. If - Bread ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4514 "2022-08-25T23:54:33Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme 5. 3am - Meghan Trainor 6. [B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WW3urYrlg) - The Adrian Belew Power Trio 7. 7 - Prince 8. If - Bread 9. S.O.B. - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4515 "2022-08-25T23:58:58Z")
**Songs with titles of three letters or less** 1. ABC - The Jackson 5 2. Bad - U2 3. Bob - “Weird Al” Yankovic 4. Cry - Godley & Creme 5. 3am - Meghan Trainor 6. [B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WW3urYrlg) - The Adrian Belew Power Trio 7. 7 - Prince 8. If - Bread 9. S.O.B. - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats 10. D.O.A. - Bloodrock **Swear Word Titles** 1. Fucking Perfect - Pink ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4516 "2022-08-26T00:42:10Z")
**Swear Word Titles** 1. Fucking Perfect - Pink 2. Fuck Off - Wayne County and the Electric Chairs ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4517 "2022-08-26T00:44:46Z")
**Swear Word Titles** 1. Fucking Perfect - Pink 2. Fuck Off - Wayne County and the Electric Chairs 3. Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4518 "2022-08-26T01:04:27Z")
**Swear Word Titles** 1. Fucking Perfect - Pink 2. Fuck Off - Wayne County and the Electric Chairs 3. Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins 4. You Can’t Say Fuck on the Radio - Leech Larson (amongst others) ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4519 "2022-08-26T01:21:13Z")
**Swear Word Titles** 1. Fucking Perfect - Pink 2. Fuck Off - Wayne County and the Electric Chairs 3. Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins 4. You Can’t Say Fuck on the Radio - Leech Larson (amongst others) 5. Fuck You - Cee Lo Green ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/4520 "2022-08-26T01:24:54Z")
**Swear Word Titles** 1. Fucking Perfect - Pink 2. Fuck Off - Wayne County and the Electric Chairs 3. Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins 4. You Can’t Say Fuck on the Radio - Leech Larson (amongst others) 5. Fuck You - Cee Lo Green 6. Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532.md?page=225) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532.md?page=227)