# Topic Playlist! (Part 2)

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**Created:** [August 26, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532 "2021-08-26T02:21:10Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8362 "2023-08-13T12:56:21Z")

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**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my )swimming pool.”

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8363 "2023-08-13T13:37:59Z")

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**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
5. Master of the House from _Les Miserables_ (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8364 "2023-08-13T13:54:17Z")

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**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
5. Master of the House from _Les Miserables_ (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
6. Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from _Lady in the Dark_ (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8365 "2023-08-13T14:30:41Z")

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[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:8364, topic:949532, full:true”]  
**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
5. Master of the House from _Les Miserables_ (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
6. Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from _Lady in the Dark_ (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
7. “Politics and Poker”, from _Fiorello!_ (“You idiot, that’s me!”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8366 "2023-08-13T16:04:33Z")

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**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
5. Master of the House from _Les Miserables_ (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
6. Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from _Lady in the Dark_ (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
7. “Politics and Poker”, from _Fiorello!_ (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
8. “Popular,” from _Wicked_ (“Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I – and let’s face it, _who isn’t_ less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8367 "2023-08-13T20:00:37Z")

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**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
5. Master of the House from _Les Miserables_ (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
6. Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from _Lady in the Dark_ (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
7. “Politics and Poker”, from _Fiorello!_ (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
8. “Popular,” from _Wicked_ (“Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I – and let’s face it, _who isn’t_ less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed”)
9. “Life upon the Wicked Stage” from _Show Boat_ (“men who give you jewels and sables / Only live in Aesop’s Fables.”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8368 "2023-08-13T20:33:08Z")

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**Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)**

1. Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
2. Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
3. Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
4. King Herod’s song, _Jesus Christ Superstar_ (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
5. Master of the House from _Les Miserables_ (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
6. Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from _Lady in the Dark_ (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
7. “Politics and Poker”, from _Fiorello!_ (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
8. “Popular,” from _Wicked_ (“Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I – and let’s face it, _who isn’t_ less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed”)
9. “Life upon the Wicked Stage” from _Show Boat_ (“men who give you jewels and sables / Only live in Aesop’s Fables.”)
10. “I Am So Proud” from _The Mikado_ (“A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock / A short, sharp shock, a big black block! / To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison / And awaiting the sensation / From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!”)

**More of the Above**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8369 "2023-08-13T20:38:07Z")

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**More of the Above**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8370 "2023-08-13T21:14:36Z")

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Since the Prof used a song from Gilbert & Sullivan:

**More of the Above**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8371 "2023-08-13T21:26:07Z")

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**More of the Above**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8372 "2023-08-13T22:16:26Z")

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**More of the Above**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
5. “Anything Goes”, from _Anything Goes_ (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")

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**Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8373 "2023-08-13T22:37:58Z")

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**More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
5. “Anything Goes”, from _Anything Goes_ (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
6. “Doing What Comes Naturally” from _Annie Get Your Gun_ (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8374 "2023-08-14T00:49:47Z")

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**More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
5. “Anything Goes”, from _Anything Goes_ (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
6. “Doing What Comes Naturally” from _Annie Get Your Gun_ (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
7. “A Little Priest” from _Sweeney Todd_ ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8375 "2023-08-14T02:37:19Z")

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**More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
5. “Anything Goes”, from _Anything Goes_ (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
6. “Doing What Comes Naturally” from _Annie Get Your Gun_ (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
7. “A Little Priest” from _Sweeney Todd_ ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
8. “I Have Confidence” from _The Sound of Music_ (“Oh, help.”)

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8376 "2023-08-14T02:47:21Z")

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**More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
5. “Anything Goes”, from _Anything Goes_ (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
6. “Doing What Comes Naturally” from _Annie Get Your Gun_ (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
7. “A Little Priest” from _Sweeney Todd_ ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
8. “I Have Confidence” from _The Sound of Music_ (“Oh, help.”)
9. “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from _A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum_ (Everybody ought to have a maid / Someone who you hire when you’re short of help / To offer you the sort of help / You never get from a spouse)

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8377 "2023-08-14T14:35:23Z")

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**More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)**

1. Suppertime from _You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown_ (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
2. “Ya Got Trouble” from _The Music Man_ (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
3. “When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from _The Pirates of Penzance_ (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
4. “Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from _Lil’ Abner_ (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
5. “Anything Goes”, from _Anything Goes_ (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
6. “Doing What Comes Naturally” from _Annie Get Your Gun_ (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
7. “A Little Priest” from _Sweeney Todd_ ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
8. “I Have Confidence” from _The Sound of Music_ (“Oh, help.”)
9. “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from _A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum_ (Everybody ought to have a maid / Someone who you hire when you’re short of help / To offer you the sort of help / You never get from a spouse)
10. “Reindeers are better than people” from _Frozen_  
(Reindeers are better than people  
Sven, don’t you think that’s true?  
Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you  
Every one of 'em’s bad, except you  
But people smell better than reindeers  
Sven, don’t you think I’m right?  
That’s once again true, for all except you  
You got me. Let’s call it a night.  
Good night. Don’t let the frostbite bite.)

**Songs that make you cry**

1. Because of You - Kelly Clarkson

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8378 "2023-08-14T16:09:08Z")

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**Songs that make you cry**

1. Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
2. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8379 "2023-08-14T16:10:29Z")

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**Songs that make you cry**

1. Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
2. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor
3. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8380 "2023-08-14T16:12:03Z")

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**Songs that make you cry**

1. Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
2. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor
3. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
4. In the Real World - Roy Orbison

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**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/8381 "2023-08-14T16:53:47Z")

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**Songs that make you cry**

1. Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
2. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor
3. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
4. In the Real World - Roy Orbison
5. Mainstreet - Bob Seger

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