# Topic Playlist! (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 26, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532 "2021-08-26T02:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 492
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9822 "2023-12-05T18:26:34Z")
**Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett … Hittin’ on the honeys right out of high school Fifteen will get you 20, but that’s alright ‘Cause we’ll be rockin’ and a rollin’ on a Livingston Saturday Night Gets really creepy when sung by a balding 50-something ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9823 "2023-12-05T18:44:39Z")
**Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Francine - ZZ Top 5. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett 6. Into the Night - Benny Mardones _She’s just 16 years old, leave her alone, they said; Separated by fools, who don’t know what love is yet_ Though the song was inspired by a next door neighbor family in poverty and his hope to help them prosper, the lyrics sure ended up, uh, problematic… ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9824 "2023-12-05T19:19:20Z")
**Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Francine - ZZ Top 5. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett 6. Into the Night - Benny Mardones 7. Stray Cat Blues - The Rolling Stones I can see that you’re fifteen years old No I don’t want your ID And I can see that you’re so far from home But that’s no hanging matter It’s no capital crime ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9825 "2023-12-05T19:44:09Z")
[quote=“dirtball, post:9824, topic:949532”] **Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Francine - ZZ Top 5. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett 6. Into the Night - Benny Mardones 7. Stray Cat Blues - The Rolling Stones 8. Hot Legs - Rod Stewart Imagine how my daddy felt In your jet black suspender belt **Seventeen years old,** He’s trudging sixty four You got legs right up to your neck You’re makin’ me a physical wreck I’m talkin’ to you Hot legs in your satin shoes **Hot legs, are you still in school?** Hot legs, you’re makin’ me a fool I love you, honey ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9826 "2023-12-05T21:17:57Z")
**Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Francine - ZZ Top 5. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett 6. Into the Night - Benny Mardones 7. Stray Cat Blues - The Rolling Stones 8. Hot Legs - Rod Stewart 9. Don’t Stand So Close To Me - the Police ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9827 "2023-12-05T21:25:19Z")
> [@Si\_Amigo](#): > > 1. Don’t Stand So Close To Me - the Police At least that one was intended to be icky, even then. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9828 "2023-12-05T21:29:53Z")
**Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Francine - ZZ Top 5. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett 6. Into the Night - Benny Mardones 7. Stray Cat Blues - The Rolling Stones 8. Hot Legs - Rod Stewart 9. Vehicle - Ides of March Well, I’m the sexy stranger in the black sedan Won’t you come inside my car? I’ve got pictures, I’ve got candy, I’m a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9829 "2023-12-06T19:23:20Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > 1. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles At the time this was written, the legal age of consent in the UK was 16. ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9830 "2023-12-07T05:23:54Z")
Deleted. Forgot which forum this was. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9831 "2023-12-07T08:27:41Z")
**Popular songs about underage girls that we never seemed to have a problem with before** 1. Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry 2. I Saw Her Standing There - Beatles 3. You’re Sixteen - Ringo Starr 4. Francine - ZZ Top 5. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett 6. Into the Night - Benny Mardones 7. Stray Cat Blues - The Rolling Stones 8. Hot Legs - Rod Stewart 9. Vehicle - Ides of March 10. Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap This one is kind of in reverse—the young girl is coming on to an adult man. He wants no part of her or her advances … but he allows that she might wear him down: _So hurry home to your mama,_ _I’m sure she wonders where you are,_ _Get out of here,_ _Before I have the time to change my mind,_ _'Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far._ Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9832 "2023-12-07T11:50:17Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > 1. Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett > > … Hittin’ on the honeys right out of high school > Fifteen will get you 20, but that’s alright > ‘Cause we’ll be rockin’ and a rollin’ on a Livingston Saturday Night Way late here, but the line about “fifteen will get you twenty” allegedly refers to the 20-year sentence one could get for messin’ around with a 15-year-old girl … _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9833 "2023-12-07T11:57:52Z")
Well aware of that. The casual way it’s thrown around ("that’s alright ") makes it skeevy. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9834 "2023-12-07T13:07:04Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9835 "2023-12-07T13:28:54Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9836 "2023-12-07T13:41:15Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones 3. Year of the Cat - Al Stewart ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9837 "2023-12-07T13:41:20Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones 3. Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats - Cast of _Cats_ ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9838 "2023-12-07T13:42:00Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones 3. Year of the Cat - Al Stewart 4. Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats - Cast of _Cats_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9839 "2023-12-07T13:47:42Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones 3. Year of the Cat - Al Stewart 4. Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats - Cast of _Cats_ 5. Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9840 "2023-12-07T14:03:38Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones 3. Year of the Cat - Al Stewart 4. Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats - Cast of _Cats_ 5. Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent 6. Kitty - The Presidents of the United States of America ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532/9841 "2023-12-07T14:06:14Z")
**Feline songs** 1. Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats 2. What’s New, Pussycat? – Tom Jones 3. Year of the Cat - Al Stewart 4. Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats - Cast of _Cats_ 5. Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent 6. Kitty - The Presidents of the United States of America 7. Tiger in a Spotlight - ELP [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532.md?page=491) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-2/949532.md?page=493)